When nobody is looking they can carve amazingly accurate wooden caricatures of B-list celebrities and are in fact relied upon by most of the gossip magazine to decide whom to slander in their following issue, as they will bury them in sand or dissolve them with their peppery urine respectively should they have a sudden drop/rise in status. Also, when drunk on bin juice they bugger about in fields and cause around 76% of crop circles. Never trust a horse disguised as a badger, it will rape you. If not by seducing you with its sweet singing, then by slipping a cube of regretamine disguised as sugar in your afternoon tea. Remember kids… hooves stirring spoon - run out the room."

LMFAO!!! "drunk on bin juice" double that feeling. im off to sample the murky juices at the bottom of my vileda swingtop to get a badgers perspective on things.