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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 18
Sign: Capricorn

City: Henderson
State: Nevada
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/21/2004

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009 

Category: Writing and Poetry

     There are many ways a guy can lose all of his lady friends. Here is one way they may use. First things first, you must have a girlfriend that all of your lady friends are close to or at least like to talk to, in other words they are friends with her; make sure that your girlfriend is your ethnicity, this will help with another step you will take, but that is later on. It is important that you and your girlfriend have been dating for a while, let’s say seven to eight months give or take, making the break up that will take place harder due to your history together. You must be really close to one of your virgin lady friends, she must be a different ethnicity than you; that will help feed the ‘lie’ or ‘truth’ about your parents not wanting you to date a girl of different ethnicity. You must also pretend to be afraid of one of your lady friends that is also a different ethnicity than you are. You pretending to be afraid of that friend will cause her to get upset with you resulting in her hating you, but that will take some time.

     Become a little boring around your girlfriend, but not too boring so that she wouldn’t want to end the relationship right then and there. Make sure you bring your fun side out a little when you both are around your friends. This will cause her to debate about leaving you.

     While you maintain your boring to fun transitions, have your girlfriend come in contact with one of her ex’s. It doesn’t matter how you have her come in contact with him, just make sure that it’s someone that she truly cared about. After contact, they will definitely keep in touch just to see how the other one is doing. This is good.

     After a few months of your girlfriend being in contact with her ex, become clingy. This will make your girlfriend annoyed with you and will cause her to become frustrated. Some time will pass, but she will be the one to finally end the relationship due to her annoyance with you. Explain to your lady friends that you tried your best to make your now current ex-girlfriend happy and that you even asked what it is that you can do. In other words, make yourself out to be the victim. If you are successful this will make your lady friends not care for the ex-girlfriend.

     Become really close to the virgin lady friend that you would tell everything to. Start leading her on and flirt with her a little. After you have been single for a month or two, ask that friend to be your girlfriend. She will not deny. Do not tell your family about her for that will interfere with the break up that will come. Instead tell one or two of your lady friends and have it slowly spread from one to the other.

     Start talking about becoming sexually active, but don’t pressure her. Say something along the lines of “I’m not trying to pressure you or anything, I’m just letting you know that I’m ready when you are so take your time.” It will stick in her head that you’re thinking about sex, but you’re willing to wait for her. This will cause her to feel a little pressured, which is exactly what you want. She’ll start thinking about whether she should lose her virginity to you, the person that is her closest friend. Weeks will pass before she gives in, but she will give in.

     After your girlfriend has lost her virginity to you, tell no one and start ignoring her calls and texts after a month or two has passed. To the remaining lady friends, talk about how your family doesn’t want you dating girls that are of different ethnic and religious backgrounds. Make sure your girlfriend doesn’t know about it. Begin slithering your way back onto the girl you made hate you’s good side. When it seems that she’s forgiven you, start hanging out with her everyday; lead her on and at the same time lead her friend, who is of the same ethnicity as you, on. After you’ve made sure that both ladies are into you, call up your girlfriend and break up with her. Do not give her a reason as to what caused this break up. Wait a week or two before explaining it to her. Once you do explain it, she will be angrier than she would have been if you had told her right away.

     Constantly remind the girl that was mad at you that you can not date her because she is a different ethnicity. Say that you are “following what your parents said.” But do not stop leading her on.

     Have there be a day that you and the girl that was mad at you choose to hang out with one of your lady friends and a guy friend that you both know. Find a way to get jealous of her and the guy friend. After that day is done, don’t talk to her for a week. Move in on the lady friend that you were also leading on and tell no one about you two dating. The day will come when the girl that was mad at you and your new girlfriend will hang out, thus leading to your new girlfriend breaking the news. This is when all hell breaks loose.

     The girl that was mad at you will be furious and feel betrayed. She will no longer hate you, she will loathe you. She will tell about how you led her on, but then turned around and started dating her friend to all the remaining lady friends that you have. This will cause all of them to hate you. After the girl that loathes you has told the girls about what you have done, she will go on to the ex-girlfriend that lost her virginity to you. The ex will then tell her about how you were her first, which will make the girl that loathes you feel worse.

     The girl that loathes you will then tell your girlfriend about what has happened in hopes that she takes it as a warning. Your girlfriend could take it a number of ways; it depends on how she thinks. If she’s a girl that thinks she can change you, she’ll stay with you. If she’s a girl that finds it revolting that you could do such a thing, she will leave you right after hearing about your shenanigans, thus resulting in you losing all of your lady friends.


I will be getting my grade some time next week I hope.

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Eliopolis
Elio Zavala

 
Yup, total douchebag.
 
Posted by Eliopolis on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 4:12 AM
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Jamila Webb

 
I agree.

 
Posted by ウェブ ジャミラ on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 4:13 AM
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Desi Green

 
hypothetically speaking, of course.




:D lol
 
Posted by █║▌│█│║DESI║││█║▌│║║█║ on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 5:33 AM
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Jamila Webb

 
lol, of course :D

 
Posted by ウェブ ジャミラ on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 5:34 AM
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Larfleeze

 
hard to follow

 
Posted by Larfleeze on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 5:33 AM
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Jamila Webb

 
Really? A lot of people have mixed feelings about it. I tried my best.

 
Posted by ウェブ ジャミラ on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - 5:35 AM
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a'ja noel[♥]
A'ja Preston

 
i think it's really good darling, but i think for your first paragraph you shouldn't rush into your topic yet

 
Posted by a'ja noel[♥] on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 6:20 AM
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XMuttX {XGFX}

 
Wow momma that's really good!
 
Posted by XMuttX {XGFX} on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 6:20 AM
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Cameron Bass

 
What the fuck sis? I hope this is completely fictional because I don't want to have to whip a niggas ass
 
Posted by Blackie Chan . . . the man no one understands on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 5:47 AM
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Daniel
Daniel Wells

 
Hey have not talked to you in awhile what's up we need to catch up :D as for your blog I would kill that man were he stands
 
Posted by Daniel on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 5:47 AM
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Jamila Webb

 
lmao, you made my day.

 
Posted by ウェブ ジャミラ on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 5:51 AM
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Daniel
Daniel Wells

 
your welcome lol
 
Posted by Daniel on Friday, October 30, 2009 - 6:13 PM
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