There are many
ways a guy can lose all of his lady friends. Here is one way they may use.
First things first, you must have a girlfriend that all of your lady friends
are close to or at least like to talk to, in other words they are friends with
her; make sure that your girlfriend is your ethnicity, this will help with
another step you will take, but that is later on. It is important that you and
your girlfriend have been dating for a while, let’s say seven to eight months
give or take, making the break up that will take place harder due to your
history together. You must be really close to one of your virgin lady friends, she
must be a different ethnicity than you; that will help feed the ‘lie’ or ‘truth’
about your parents not wanting you to date a girl of different ethnicity. You
must also pretend to be afraid of one of your lady friends that is also a
different ethnicity than you are. You pretending to be afraid of that friend
will cause her to get upset with you resulting in her hating you, but that will
take some time.
Become a little boring around your girlfriend,
but not too boring so that she wouldn’t want to end the relationship right then
and there. Make sure you bring your fun side out a little when you both are
around your friends. This will cause her to debate about leaving you.
While you maintain
your boring to fun transitions, have your girlfriend come in contact with one
of her ex’s. It doesn’t matter how you have her come in contact with him, just
make sure that it’s someone that she truly cared about. After contact, they
will definitely keep in touch just to see how the other one is doing. This is
good.
After a few
months of your girlfriend being in contact with her ex, become clingy. This
will make your girlfriend annoyed with you and will cause her to become
frustrated. Some time will pass, but she will be the one to finally end the
relationship due to her annoyance with you. Explain to your lady friends that
you tried your best to make your now current ex-girlfriend happy and that you
even asked what it is that you can do. In other words, make yourself out to be
the victim. If you are successful this will make your lady friends not care for
the ex-girlfriend.
Become really
close to the virgin lady friend that you would tell everything to. Start
leading her on and flirt with her a little. After you have been single for a
month or two, ask that friend to be your girlfriend. She will not deny. Do not
tell your family about her for that will interfere with the break up that will
come. Instead tell one or two of your lady friends and have it slowly spread
from one to the other.
Start talking
about becoming sexually active, but don’t pressure her. Say something along the
lines of “I’m not trying to pressure you or anything, I’m just letting you know
that I’m ready when you are so take your time.” It will stick in her head that
you’re thinking about sex, but you’re willing to wait for her. This will cause her
to feel a little pressured, which is exactly what you want. She’ll start thinking
about whether she should lose her virginity to you, the person that is her
closest friend. Weeks will pass before she gives in, but she will give in.
After your girlfriend
has lost her virginity to you, tell no one and start ignoring her calls and
texts after a month or two has passed. To the remaining lady friends, talk
about how your family doesn’t want you dating girls that are of different
ethnic and religious backgrounds. Make sure your girlfriend doesn’t know about
it. Begin slithering your way back onto the girl you made hate you’s good side.
When it seems that she’s forgiven you, start hanging out with her everyday;
lead her on and at the same time lead her friend, who is of the same ethnicity
as you, on. After you’ve made sure that both ladies are into you, call up your
girlfriend and break up with her. Do not give her a reason as to what caused
this break up. Wait a week or two before explaining it to her. Once you do
explain it, she will be angrier than she would have been if you had told her
right away.
Constantly remind
the girl that was mad at you that you can not date her because she is a
different ethnicity. Say that you are “following what your parents said.” But
do not stop leading her on.
Have there be a
day that you and the girl that was mad at you choose to hang out with one of
your lady friends and a guy friend that you both know. Find a way to get
jealous of her and the guy friend. After that day is done, don’t talk to her
for a week. Move in on the lady friend that you were also leading on and tell
no one about you two dating. The day will come when the girl that was mad at
you and your new girlfriend will hang out, thus leading to your new girlfriend
breaking the news. This is when all hell breaks loose.
The girl that was
mad at you will be furious and feel betrayed. She will no longer hate you, she
will loathe you. She will tell about how you led her on, but then turned around
and started dating her friend to all the remaining lady friends that you have.
This will cause all of them to hate you. After the girl that loathes you has
told the girls about what you have done, she will go on to the ex-girlfriend
that lost her virginity to you. The ex will then tell her about how you were
her first, which will make the girl that loathes you feel worse.
The girl that
loathes you will then tell your girlfriend about what has happened in hopes
that she takes it as a warning. Your girlfriend could take it a number of ways;
it depends on how she thinks. If she’s a girl that thinks she can change you,
she’ll stay with you. If she’s a girl that finds it revolting that you could do
such a thing, she will leave you right after hearing about your shenanigans,
thus resulting in you losing all of your lady friends.
I will be getting my grade some time next week I hope.