TRIVIOLOGY - BEST WEEK EVER!

Well, gang, I believe I just had the best week of
trivia ever! Good turnout at every bar, lots of
friendly faces, clever answers and good tips! Thanks
to everyone who came out to play with me! I had been
thinking about changing my profession to crawdaddy
wrangler, as I successfully raced a couple of champion
crawfish (Jiffy and Li'l Chuck) to victory many times
over at a recent local event, but now I think I'll
stick with the trivia gig.

A fresh gang of lovely ladies named The Lemons kicked
off the week of winning by dominating Holman's on
Monday night. Let's see if they can hold their own
again tomorrow night, which brings us the return of .
. . Battlehorn Greywolf! That's right - my spies have
informed me that the team you love to hate is going to
try to sneak into Holman's and taker over. Hmmm,
perhaps the Thundercats, the inaugural winners at this
location, will show up to prevent a canine takeover of
the feline way.

Tuesday's challenge at The Slammer was pretty
exciting, with two tiny teams tying for the first
place spot. To ascertain a clear winner, I pitted
Team Tarantula against Out of Gas in a sudden death
match. Arachnophobes need not fear - Out of Gas won
the day! Also, thanks to me, everybody learned which
video featured Billy Idol walking around with a cane,
due to a motorcycle accident. Actually, I'm pretty
sure that nobody but me gave a shit that "L.A. Woman"
was the video in question, but The Mad Scientists were
definitely impressed that I knew such a thing off the
top of my head. Or at least they pretended to be.

Up on the north side, Fox Force Five scored another
victory at Peter's, but this time they did it
"Cackalacky Style," as they had imported a ringer from
North Carolina to assist with the mighty Fox Force's
second win of the year.

And last but not least, Thursday's champions Team
Posse became the first owners of La Merde's brand new
T-shirts. The bar managers had these sweet shirts,
which read "La Merde" on the front, and "I was 'The
Shit' at trivia night!" made up specially for my pub
quiz! Can you believe it?! Rebecca and Corey have
been so supportive . . . but I'm not gonna get all
mushy on you. Anyways, these exclusive T-shirts are
not for sale, so you must kick trivia butt for the
honor of wearing one. Your status as "The Shit" can
NOT be denied as you wear your La Merde shirt to
psyche out your foes, regardless of venue. Come and
get one. If you dare.

Your Trivia Jockey,

Shannon "ShanRock" Donaldson