HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
So here's what I wrote as my Status Update this morning:
"How dare President Obama speak to our high school students and encourage them to work hard and study. Fucking Socialist."
Okay, what was your reaction upon reading that?
Yep -- I'm obviously 100% for Obama speaking to high school students.
And I'm obviously making fun of the GOP dick-slaps who are protesting this (even though Reagan did the same thing in 1988, as well as Bush in 2004 -- and they were openly pushing their political agendas).
I mean, it's so obvious, right?
Well, almost everyone who left a comment under the status clearly got it.
Now let's take a little stroll over to my Inbox. It's a wee fogged up because of all the mouths breathing on it.
From now on, I'm posting ONLY sarcastic, archly ironic Status Comments. It's so much fun, riling up the dumbshits on both sides.
And again, before you read these, remember:
1. I obviously support Obama.
2. I OBVIOUSLY think him speaking at high schools is a good thing.
3. I could not be more OBVIOUSLY against the Republican "meme machine" which has been spitting out bullshit about "death panels", "indoctrination", "socialism", and anything that falls out of Sarah Palin's mouth or Glenn Beck's cunt.
Got it? Are we all clear? Good. Here we go. I've preserved all of the spelling, punctuation and fonts. God help the future of America:
"I Hate Obama ok he should just stop & die"
"u know what he is a good awsome
1st african president ok
so shut up live with
it for four years
!!!"
"WHAT IZ UR PROBLEM OBAMA IZ A GOOD MAN"
"MEAN PERSONALLY I THINK ITZ RUDE 2 SAY DAT ABOUT OBAMA CAUZE IT MAY HELP WITH THE HIGH SCHOOLS STUDENTS GRADUTE 4RM SCHOOL AND GET ITNO COLLOGE AND BECOME SUMTHIN"
"Creating a climate of obligated compliance, and selling brand obama( as well as Identifying the children and families who are non-compliant) is what this is really about, my not so bright friend.It is NOT the presidents job to deliver this message.It's the role of the PARENTS.But then again, do you have any children?And if the message is such, then why not speak to ALL school children?Why only to pre-K to 6th grade?Any way I know this is a waste of time to try and reason with a person like you who stands to benifit professionally by being a collaborator.I just figured I would use my freedom of speech whilst I still can.You probably would be in favor of having that taken away if it meant you would get more gigs!P.S. You're not funny!LOL"
"........................So dude, are u being sarcastic in your status message? You know as good as the rest of the elite that Obama is not who he says he is, and is moments away from an early resting place thanks to Hilary Clinton and a number of other conspirators.
JesusOVERNWO/VATICAN"
"FUCK YOU YOU COCK SUCKING PEICE OF SHIT, OBAMA IS NOT A SOCIALIST AND ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT IS A DUMBASS FUCK HEAD LIKE YOU, IVE SEEN YOUR ACT, YOURE A FAT DORK WHO NOBODY LIKES, YOUR A HACK, GO TO HELL AND ROT YOU COCKSUCKING REPUBLICAN RIGHT WING CUNT!"
"you should really leave him alone and let him do wat he does best he is runnin the country and you aint in the white house so you do not know wat is like and we are the future you shold be glad he is tellin us to work hard so we womnt be in as much trouble in the future than we are now"
"ur a hater 4 talkin bout prez. obama!!!! u shouldnt even bii aloud 2 use his name lik dat!!!! hater!!! its peeps lik u who get mii fired ups!!!"
"HE'S MOTIVATING US ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"