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Patton Oswalt



Last Updated: 11/24/2009

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Status: Married
City: BURBANK
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/31/2006
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 
...at least according to Comedy Central
Edwin Wendler

 
Sweet!

 
Posted by Edwin Wendler on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 10:57 PM
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Jay
Jay Brittenham

 
At least you're not a bowl of failure with corn, gravy, chicken strips and mashed potatoes.
 
Posted by Jay on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Carlos
Carlos Gomez

 
Sorry to be nit-picky, but don't you mean FAILURE PILE
 
Posted by Carlos on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 9:49 PM
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Chuck

 
Great interview. Please never stop getting angry though.
 
Posted by Chuck on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 10:58 PM
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Massawyrm
C. Robert Cargill

 
I had no idea you were so delicious. And here I though you tasted like a tube of circus peanuts.

 
Posted by Massawyrm on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 10:58 PM
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Mad Man Mick
Mick Cremeans

 
with nuts....sorry I'll leave the comedy to you
 
Posted by Mad Man Mick on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 12:00 AM
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Ernest

 
And all this time I thought you were an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in another enigma wrapped in another riggle wrapped in another enigma wrapped in another ripple wrapped in a ... ooh, there's not-a-nuff oxygen in my room, I guess too much duct tape and plastic on the windows .....

 
Posted by Ernest on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 12:00 AM
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Cameron V.
Cameron Vincent

 
..and i would definately eat it...
lol jk!..
 
Posted by Cameron V. on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 12:00 AM
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Constance X

 
..I thought you were an ice cream cone with a rather ungenerous scoop of chocolate ... hmm.

 
Posted by Constance X on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 12:00 AM
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Mary Explosion!

 
Nah, you're butterscotch potato chip meatloaf. Way better.

 
Posted by Mary Explosion! on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 1:07 AM
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coyote (from texas)

 
Sorry. Don't get it.
 
Posted by coyote (from texas) on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Bryce

 
...And shucks why not a couple a corn dogs too!! Black Angus: Doors lock from the outside faggot!!
 
Posted by Bryce on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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A Redneck Pinay In Japan

 
..I always thought of you as TWO Cupcake-And-Handjob Smoothies --- MUCH better than Guinness!!!  ....
 
Posted by A Redneck Pinay In Japan on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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LobsterJustin
Justin Beard

 
thats fantastic
 
Posted by LobsterJustin on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Robin Albany

 
yummy..
 
Posted by Robin Albany on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Tarabya
Tarabya Al-Eidan

 
saw it, loved it - you're amazing!!!
..

 
Posted by Tarabya on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Alyzabeth Mitchell

 
I think Comedy Central just might be that into you.
 
Posted by Alyzabeth Mitchell on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 5:25 PM
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Tralfamadorific
Randy Roth

 
The best comedy is gooey with the redolence of pent-up anger and generalized frustration with society as a whole--and fart jokes.

Randy

 
Posted by Tralfamadorific on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 9:49 PM
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-k.

 
Has no one drawn this comparison before?  In my dreams you ALWAYS appear as a hefty portion of fluffy, white soft-serve, bathed in gooey deliciousness.  Fortunately, I always wake up before taking the last bite.  Finishing you off would surely amount to certain death for one of us.
 
Posted by -k. on Thursday, November 12, 2009 - 7:06 PM
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Lawn
Lawn Grass

 
When I saw you on community I squealed with glee. 
 
Posted by Lawn on Thursday, November 12, 2009 - 7:07 PM
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Doug Is Not.
Douglas Borghese

 
Are they calling you something nice, or a prelude to diabetes?  Because that would be fucked up.
 
Posted by Doug Is Not. on Friday, November 13, 2009 - 4:12 AM
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Turn around, ghost

 
Fuck.
 
Posted by Turn around, ghost on Friday, November 13, 2009 - 4:13 AM
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dj OK

 
i don't believe it
 
Posted by dj OK on Sunday, November 15, 2009 - 6:30 PM
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My cock Bobby

 
You're the best!
 
Posted by My cock Bobby on Sunday, November 15, 2009 - 6:30 PM
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Sem
Chris Ramsdell

 
Why are you suddenly approving comments?  What's the fun in that?  I'm disappointed.
 
Posted by Sem on Sunday, November 15, 2009 - 6:30 PM
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Sem
Chris Ramsdell

 
Monkey Ass!  Someone already posted my witty reply! 
How about...
will I ever get to lick you?
 
Posted by Sem on Sunday, November 15, 2009 - 6:30 PM
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Sem
Chris Ramsdell

 
I'd definitely eat you.
 
Posted by Sem on Sunday, November 15, 2009 - 6:30 PM
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We Are Not Bombs

 
Tasty!

 
Posted by We Are Not Bombs on Tuesday, November 17, 2009 - 5:34 AM
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