I must work on my focus of just concentrating on the cement or asphalt… I must do this cause…argh… the snow is so insanely yellow on my street (*see here I go… gagging*) I never knew (*gag*) how many dogs lived in my neighborhood (*gag*) There really isn’t any answer the little pooches have ta go do their bidness too. But (*gag*) we need to work on something (*gag gag gag*) cause a whole block of pee stained (…breath jill in and out *gag) snow wall is starting to look like a (*gag*) month long frat party with people (in this case pooches or I guess both) writing their name into the snow (*gag) ok I have to change the subject my eyes are watering.

ok I may be jumping ahead a little but Ive realized something and I feel a need to let you know that when I am walking home from the el. Or walking back from a friends or somewhere, I walk alot... 

My inner monologue… Is fucking hysterical!!!....

I mean serious I am fucking hilarious!!!  You should see/hear it… im going to the market tomorrow.  Ill prolly leave around 11ish. Dress warmly...

 
I have decided that I am going to start walking in the street with all the cars, and trucks, and bikes. then when people start getting pissed off that im walking right along with them… joining them in the street…Maybe, just maybe they will get the hint and will shovel the fucking snow in front of their fucking houses/apt/condos . See I hate ending up scooting on my ass like I have a toboggan under my coat for half the sidewalk… people…  the freezing days of sun and 10 degree temperature changes have altered things... and it is no longer packed snow. It’s a fucking glacier. So if you don’t want me to be playing on your playground… take care of the maintenance on mine!!!

and there ya go...