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JIMBO THE DRIVER



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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 36
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Sacramento
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/1/2003

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 

Current mood:  chipper

Check out this funny ass shit!

So I've been looking around for a second part-time job 'cause I need the money, right. Well I go into Target and fill out their computerized application thingy they have there in the store. When I'm done the computer says to pick up the red phone and follow the "team member's instructions". I pick up the phone, it rings, some dude picks up. I tell him I finished the application. He says Great I'll send someone right over. A couple moments later this lady comes in and asks for Jim (that's me!), and I'm like RIGHT HERE!

She brings me into the secret interview room, and after about three minutes, HIRES ME!!!!!!!

How fucking funny is that shit! I got hired on at Target of all places, and practically ON THE SPOT!!!!!

If ya live in the Sacto area, it's the one over on Broadway. Don't start for a couple weeks yet, but when I do I'll let ya know. Come by and see me! I'm gonna be a cashier!!!

WOO HOO!!!

Miss Roach

 
so... uhh... can you hook us up now on all our target needs?????
ha ha ha. congrats, you lucky bastard.

 
Posted by Miss Roach on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 6:51 AM
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JIMBO THE DRIVER

 
Absolutely! If you need an inflatable swimming pool, hair dye, and a dvd, I'm your man!!!
 
Posted by JIMBO THE DRIVER on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 6:54 AM
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MegaTron
Megan McKinnon

 

That's fuckin awesome... Love yas

meg


 
Posted by MegaTron on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 6:53 AM
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Wendi

 

Now you can grow up to be a Target Team Member just like me... lol. Hopefully you get a better discount out there though. .....Now... in the secret interview room..... did they give you the school bus/ beaver test. If so..... I give my deepest condolences.

Target.... ah..... the easiest motha'-fuckin' job you can get. They'll hire anyone who passes a drug test. Even if someone were to do drugs.... they can do things like take Niacin, piss a couple times, then take the test, and pass.

I work with an insane alcoholic, and the store manager won't do anything about it.

So.... my point is..... if there is a Target around, noone can have an excuse for not getting a job.


 
Posted by Wendi on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 1:11 AM
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