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Current mood:witty and tired
So I'm getting ready for bed, right. And there's a couple things I need to take care of first. Brushing my teeth and taking a shit.
Now here's the problem. I really needed to take that monster dump. But I didn't wanna do that, and then brush my teeth knowing that I had just had my hand down in the crack of my ass wiping away only god knows what. So I had to choose very carefully.
I chose the only path that would allow me life for one more day. I brushed my teeth first! And man I gotta tell ya, that was one long tough journey!
8:11 AM
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