
(Flashback to pride 2004)
So this Sunday is Pride here in Chicago. This summer (August to be exact) will be 9 years living in Chicago. I didn't go to pride my first summer here because it had already passed. The 2nd year I went late. Then the one after that I went and saw the parade. But now it's like you've seen one parade you seen them all. So I go to get wasted!! I am sure I'll have some stories to tell after Sunday. In true Joe tradition I took off Monday, hangover Monday, as I call it. So I was just remembering some of the funnier things that happened years past. So leave a comment and share your stories for those of you who've experienced Chicago pride...some of my faves:
• My first time I went was w/ my friends Kelly and Marlene and we met some Colombian man at Spin who kept telling us "I love you, I love you" while groping all three of us and insinuating he wanted to have a four-way. LOL.
• One year at Roscoe's we were all super wasted and at some point we left to go to Circuit. Well it turns out that we kinda forgot my friend Rocío. She was so drunk she fell asleep on a bench at Roscoe's and eventually got kicked out...
• Another time at Roscoe's I got so wasted, that apparently spilled some group of lesbians pitcher. I don't remember much but I guess one of them yelled at me and I started bawling! LOL. Thanks Matt for consoling me. Lesbians can be mean!
• Another year I had gone to a coworkers party and needless to say we got super wasted and after waiting in line for like an hour to get into Circuit I picked a fight w/ some guy who was being thrown out. I was telling him "Bitch you need to leave" and words were exchanged. Finally I turned to him and said "Bitch, go change your cotex". If you don't know there is a song by BWP called "Cotex". Check it out. And this was all told to me after the fact cause I don't remember any of it. I guess I also dry humped Bootylicious! LOL
• Last year I ate my Milwaukee Sista Eddie's pizza that fell on the ground. Yeah good times.
So post some of your funny drunken stories in the comments!