MySpace


Little Joe



Last Updated: 11/20/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Capricorn

City: CHICAGO
State: ILLINOIS
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/23/2004

Who Gives Kudos:


Thursday, June 26, 2008 

Current mood:  anxious
Category: Life
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us



(Flashback to pride 2004)


So this Sunday is Pride here in Chicago. This summer (August to be exact) will be 9 years living in Chicago. I didn't go to pride my first summer here because it had already passed. The 2nd year I went late. Then the one after that I went and saw the parade. But now it's like you've seen one parade you seen them all. So I go to get wasted!! I am sure I'll have some stories to tell after Sunday. In true Joe tradition I took off Monday, hangover Monday, as I call it. So I was just remembering some of the funnier things that happened years past. So leave a comment and share your stories for those of you who've experienced Chicago pride...some of my faves:


• My first time I went was w/ my friends Kelly and Marlene and we met some Colombian man at Spin who kept telling us "I love you, I love you" while groping all three of us and insinuating he wanted to have a four-way. LOL.


• One year at Roscoe's we were all super wasted and at some point we left to go to Circuit. Well it turns out that we kinda forgot my friend Rocío. She was so drunk she fell asleep on a bench at Roscoe's and eventually got kicked out...


• Another time at Roscoe's I got so wasted, that apparently spilled some group of lesbians pitcher. I don't remember much but I guess one of them yelled at me and I started bawling! LOL. Thanks Matt for consoling me. Lesbians can be mean!


• Another year I had gone to a coworkers party and needless to say we got super wasted and after waiting in line for like an hour to get into Circuit I picked a fight w/ some guy who was being thrown out. I was telling him "Bitch you need to leave" and words were exchanged. Finally I turned to him and said "Bitch, go change your cotex". If you don't know there is a song by BWP called "Cotex". Check it out. And this was all told to me after the fact cause I don't remember any of it. I guess I also dry humped Bootylicious! LOL


• Last year I ate my Milwaukee Sista Eddie's pizza that fell on the ground. Yeah good times.


So post some of your funny drunken stories in the comments!

Currently listening:
Hola Que Tal
By Fandango
George

 
Ay Dios mio. Yo ni me acuerdo del fin de semana pasado... It was pride here in Omaha (yes, Omaha has a pride), and it's a blur... I just remember making out with some random stranger in front of these protesters hating on gays. People were cheering us...
And yes, lesbians can be mean mean mean.
 
Posted by George on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 9:17 PM
[Reply to this
Little Joe

 
hawt!!! is there photographic evidence? lol....this weekend would have been perfect for you to visit us....but then again i don't know if your liver could have taken 2 prides in a row!!!
 
Posted by Little Joe on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 9:57 PM
[Reply to this
Will 'ESPIRITU' SANTINO

 
LMAO!!!


First of all, I gotta say that I ALWAYS enjoy your blogs....they are soooo SUPER funny!

I got stories to tell about past pride parades.
Well, Ive only been to 2 of them, my first one, I got sooooo drunk I passed out and I dont remember much after that.

My second one I was in one of the floats, it was the A.L.M.A floats, I was so tired after a whole day of parading that I came home and slept till 11 pm, and I had to go to work the next day,


This year I took Monday off just like you!


YAY!
 
Posted by Will 'ESPIRITU' SANTINO on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 10:33 PM
[Reply to this
Xiomi

 
Well, this year was my first Pride and i had the privilege of being your official fag hag. I had a blast with you gals! The high-lite of the day was definitely when your friend Jorge slapped my butt and then turns to you and says "that's a girl, right?!" LMAO!!!
 
Posted by Xiomi on Monday, June 30, 2008 - 8:20 PM
[Reply to this