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Last Updated: 11/3/2008

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Gender: Male
Status: Engaged
Age: 31
Sign: Libra

City: Oceanside
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/2/2006

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Cheshire Cat (2)
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Sunday, July 22, 2007 
Alright, now that I have your attention, you weasels, I have something very, very important to tell you:

Stock up on Chocolate Lucky Charms.

I just finished a bowl of them, and lemme tell ya, they're great, but more than that, when I started eating them, I was hung over, and now I'm not.  I don't have pain in my shoulder like I did this morning either.  Chocolate Lucky Charms, a General Mills Foods product, has cured me of several maladies that have been plaguing me over the past few days.  I don't know how they do it, but I'm thinking the marshmallows might be sugar-powdered cubes of morphine or something.  As I type this, I can feel my cares melting away, like an ice cream cone in the Mojave.  I need more Chocolate Lucky Charms, so that I can crush it into a paste, a salve if you will, that would heal all wounds.  Yes, I believe that every time you eat a bowl of Chocolate Lucky Charms, the Palestinians and Israelis love each other just a little bit more.  It's powerful, powerful stuff, and if you let it into your life, it can - and will - make a difference.

Magically delicious?  You bet your sweet ass...
6:04 PM
 
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Cheshire Cat

 
Its times like this where i do believe age is a small factor in insanity. I'll make sure to buy my box tomorrow... i feel like shit.
 
Posted by Cheshire Cat on Monday, July 23, 2007 - 3:48 AM
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r

 
That shit is like crack in a box for you, do me a favor and never eat that while I am around again!! Or better yet...just go into adam's room and talk to him for a half hour while you come down.....However, if ever faced with the choice between this or celery soup....I think I would rather have you eat these!!
 
Posted by r on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 - 6:22 PM
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The Mama and Papa

 
I should have never encouraged you to write...read...speak...talk...Where do you get this stuff???
 
Posted by The Mama and Papa on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 11:17 PM
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