Yes Dear Read, it probably is...

But for Yours Truly - it never is.

So, let us begin:

Several weeks ago, Every Homos Favorite Top was pronounced dead in a SoHo apartment  he was aledgedlly renting from one of the Stick Figure Twins.  The reason recently stated by the powers that be is that EHFT died of some kind of accidental perscription drug overdose.  According to Super Secret Sources, EHFT's death was actually the perpetrated by TVs Joker 

In an apparent grudge over bitterness for not being chosen for the role, TJ was apparently seen breaking into the SoHo apartment by

 Tom Arnold

and

 a young Keith Richards - A.K.A. Patti Smith who were observing untimely demise of

 Lil Kim by being eaten by

 Jabba the Franklin.

When asked for his opinion on this twisted, yet mesmorizing turn of events,

Yours Truly favorite Crazy was quoted as stating "It wasn't him, it was

Christina!"