AND NOW, THE AWFUL TRUTH

Read it in her face: alcohol, cocaine, bulimia, sun to sun parties, car accidents, laxative diets, heavy petting, dirty dancing with Kate Moss, Balenciaga bags, catfight with Paris, asthma crisis, more alcohol, appendix surgery, Rachel Zoe, more coke, absenteeism from work, Kimberly Stewart, more sun to sun parties. Livin' la vida Lohan.

"The difference between us and other photographers is that we care a lot about appearance", say Mert & Marcus about their style à la Guy Bourdin. "We spend most of the time in the make-up and hairstyling rooms, focusing more on the look than on more technical aspects. The technical part influences the final result only by about 50%". Enough per cent, indeed.

Love the fake. But they better use a blow up doll...