Today I received a very serious letter from the government. It regretly informed me that when I was 7 and tried to get my hamster and guinea pig to make love accompanied by erotic tunes played on my recorder, I had inadvertantly caused AIDS. I was wracked with guilt knowing I had spoilt many people's attempts to bum without fear of reprisal.
You can help me overcome the shame of my childish mistake by purchasing a book of comedians poetry and writing published all off the back of the delightful Simon Pearce. It also featues some of my early blogs from this site. Here are the details. Please buy it to help me claim back my place in heaven:
That Which is Not Said is wonderful poetry book published by Simon of Sunday Special. It features poetry from all sorts of excellent folk including Mark Watson, Russell Brand, Harry Hill, Arthur Smith, Stewart Lee, and many many more.... Click http:// www.lookatyou.info/taster.htm">here
to see some of the poems. You can buy the book from Simon's site http:// www.lookatyou.info">here
for a mere £7. All profits to charity. BUY IT BUY IT. x
That Which is Not Said is wonderful poetry book published by Simon of Sunday Special. It features poetry from all sorts of excellent folk including Mark Watson, Russell Brand, Harry Hill, Arthur Smith, Stewart Lee, and many many more.... Click http:// www.lookatyou.info/taster.htm">here
to see some of the poems. You can buy the book from Simon's site http:// www.lookatyou.info">here
for a mere £7. All profits to charity. BUY IT BUY IT. x