Ahoy sailors,
My silence has been interrupted by my Dad's latest business plan. As some of you may know my Dad was famous for his business plan of yesteryear - bringing 20,000 pillcutters into the UK from China. No Mess, No Fuss. Simply cuts a pill in half without the danger of using a knife, teeth or other cutting implement. He sold 37, and is currently selling the remaining 19,963 on his website at the rate of one a week.
His lastest idea is a flower basket that splits into three so the flowers come out the bottom as well as the top. Creating a ball of flowery delight. He has had the product specially designed by special people. It will brighten up any garden and incite the envy of your neighbours.
Why not buy either of these products for a loved one. You can get them online from his website - www.drfostersppc.co.uk
They will arrive at your door, fresh from my Dad's garage on the Isle of Wight.
If you buy just one of his products I will become your friend forever. Please be generous so he can use his shed and garage again.