I really am. I've run out of money and I am seemingly out of sanity as well. Last night I looked out of the window and it looked like the Taliban had taken over the street - three 4 X 4 Pick-ups outside in our parking spaces with the resident white van in it's usual sacred space. It was the neighbour and his builders' mates. What makes it irritating is that if you or your friends park where he likes to park or his wife, then he's running up and down the road mouthing off at you to move your car. So, yesterday, when my wife couldn't get her tools out of her car because of this hypocrite and his mates I looked out of the window. I must have had a little episode because the next thing I know I am shouting at them all, and really about to jump out of the window and take them all on. It was insane. I was frothing at the mouth according to my son who wrestled me to the floor.

I think I am truly losing the plot.