Well the rumours that Brian was appearing topless on page 3 appear to have been vicious and devoid of any truth. There was a little bit in yesterday's Sun on the Bizarre page of "showbiz news":
"Scots indie band The Mannequins will play at the Sziget music festival in Budapest next month, alongside The Killers and Razorlight. Around 400,000 fans are expected – making the festival over double the size of Glastonbury."
The Mannequins - darlings of the press.