Again.  My car. Is a victim.  I was heading to work this morning, and noticed my car was unlocked.  Then I noticed the seats were laid back and that some stuff that's normally in the trunk, was in the back seat.  It smelled like cigarettes and alcohol.  Everything was moved around, and nothing was stolen.  Thanks bums. I just don't want to think about what you might have been up to in my car. Does anyone in the Portland area own a steam cleaner I could borrow?  Gross. Oh, and someone bent up my license plate and took off a screw last week, just one screw, so it's been dangling around. People think that just because you have a crappy car, that it's ok to mess it up more?  I am already trying hard to look legit driving this thing, maybe y'all could help me out?  Shoot.