No words will ever do justice to what I witnessed tonight. I woke up to
a pretty shitty day and then she walked into my life for a moment. This
woman came into my office and sat down with one of my co-workers. All
of a sudden I see everyone from that side of the room come over to my
area and start laughing and saying "this can't be real". I go over and
check the situation out. This woman had a huge roll of toilet paper
coming out of the back of her pants. We waited until everyone in the
office saw it before someone Intercommed our co-worker to come over. We
told him to look at her foot and tell her the was a tissue on her shoe.
Yes! Her foot! That's how long the roll was sticking out her pants. He
tells her politely a she pulls the paper out and on the end of the
paper that was inside her pants........was brown stuff. I still can't
stop laughing!!! She made the night go by so fast! Disgusting! My
stomach hurts from laughing so hard. How does that happen? Omg! Too
funny.