My friend Dwight, apparently an 18 year old from Miami who really likes Old Navy, came on to my blog recently to share a great offer he found for getting a $200 gift card for Old Navy. Which, though I originally regarded it with much skeptism, as I do with all "Free" things on the internet, I saw that it was legitimate. Sure, I'd have to spend about $600 to get said free gift card, but that's besides the point.

So, my buddy from Miami enjoys making blatant plugs for shady internet offers?  I can deal with that. I sent him a message showing my appreciation for his interests. In it, I kindly thanked him for his generous offer, and gave him a link of my own to show him my favorite Old Navy sweater.

Or it was a link to Tubgirl. I forget. But, that's probably besides the point. The point is, MySpace sucks enough, to be sure. You have your 30-40 year old men posing as teenage girls or boys, you have your police posing as said children as well, you have people who send crappy bulletins every opportunity they get to ask you to take some new quiz or to inform you of some retarded spam mail they just got, and in general, you have a large collection of people of whose average IQ amounts to lower than that of the 19 year old at our school who rides the big red tricycle through the hallways with his mouth wide open, head cocked out to the side with two Special Ed teachers on either side.

Dwight, thank you for reminding me why I hate MySpace. Screw you and your offers. Old Navy blows anyways, so you can't even be blatantly advertising in style.