So I'm sitting here, and I'm thinking about all the weird things that don't make sense.
For one, that phrase "thrown out of wack".  It doesn't make any sense.  Think about it, according to www.dictionary.com, Wack is an adjective meaning extreme or far-out.  When you're being thrown out of wack, that generally signifies a sudden shift toward disorder.  Shouldn't the phrase be "Thrown into wack"?  Being cured should be "thrown out of wack". 
Also, the concept of the Grammar Nazi.  Pointing out that you dangled a preposition is a far cry from throwing you in a Civilian Processing Camp because you don't like Jesus.  If you just typed like a human instead of a marmot, I wouldn't have to correct you.
Why does Edgar Allen Poe let that guy show up at his grave every year?  I'd be weirded out.  I bet nobody does that to HP Lovecraft.  You screw with Howard, you get attacked by tentacle monsters.
The Jonas Brothers need to be dipped in lava, toss Hannah Montana in with them.
Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel know kids are too stupid to make decisions about preferences on their own, so they make them for the kids.  Most of these decisions are terrible.
Franz Ferdinand is dead.  Franz Ferdinand sounds silly, and is quite catchy.
No one will read this blog.
Life would be more enjoyable if people inexplicably caught fire.
MySpace doesn't know about Dwarf Fortress, this is madness.  Dwarf Fortress is the greatest thing to happen to video gaming.  It is original in so many ways.  It doesn't need flashy graphics.  It doesn't need a billion dollar budget.  It doesn't need eight-hundred people working on it night and day, it barely needs two people.  It's 27% complete, and already has more content than most commercial games.  Most of all, it's free.  If you haven't heard of Dwarf Fortress, die.