A brief series of four odd news items in the past week or so. Caution: it is NOT for the squeamish.

"One"

They don't know if he was drunk, but you know something snapped as this dude went on a city park rampage with his taxpayer paid for golf cart. That's right, the guy works for the Parks Department.

He is obviously a danger to himself and the pigeons.


"Two"
Okay...this item makes one wonder a few things: 1) where did the phrase 'eat s---t and die' actually originated from, 2) if something smells like s--t, would you still take a taste test and, as far as the shop owners in Cardiff, who have since lost thier buisness to new owners (wonder why) it kind of makes you wonder what was on the pizza since we found out the secret 'home grown' recipe for thier chocolate cakes.

'Pizza o'shi-'...sorry.

"Three"
Forget Chucky from the 'Child's Play' movies, the killer doll we must focus on is none other than...Elmo, who a family out of Tampa Bay says, makde the statement "Kill James". James is the name of thier 8 year old son. This is not made up. The malfunction was demonstrated for the media, Fisher-Price, the toy company that manufactures the dolls, said it will issue the family a voucher for a replacement doll. The company said it will examine James' model for the source of the problem and check whether other Elmos are experiencing the same malfunction.


and finally...

Some U of Michigan students go above and beyond the call of duty in order to get a "good grade" for a biology class. Panama Jack is alive and well, eh?