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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 28
Sign: Taurus

City: Heck
State: Wyoming
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/28/2004

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[14 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] 

Current mood:  chipper
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Did you hear yet what they say about Wyoming?

In Wyoming the weather changes so frequently that if you don't like the weather then you can just wait five minutes and it will change into something else that might better fit your liking!

There's so much snow and so much road construction in Wyoming that you could almost say that Wyoming only has two seasons: Winter and Road Construction!!!

In Wyoming populations are so small and elevations are so high that you might say the city welcome signs usually have elevation levels that are five times as large as population levels!

Wyoming has so many people who enjoy having sex with animals that instead of calling it a Sheep Hauling Truck you could just call it a "Pimp Truck" instead!!!
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kent

 

ahahahahahah!

did you write these yourself, or are they straight from wain-o's blog?


 
Posted by kent on [14 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] - 3:08 PM
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Jay
John Doe

 
No, Waino had a lot of funnier shit to say about Wyoming in his blog.

Like: You know you're in Wyoming when "Going down south" means only going to Colorado! That's because Wyoming is so far North that Colorado seems like it's the South to Wyoming!!!
 
Posted by Jay on [14 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] - 5:06 PM
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kent

 

Wyoming only has two seasons: Winter and Road Construction!!!

jesus. again. LOLing in the library. that's my favorite one.


 
Posted by kent on [14 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] - 9:57 PM
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Mary

 
I love you two and Wain-O, BrainMan.

   I really do think I need a new heart, thank you!!!



 
Posted by Mary on [14 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] - 10:35 PM
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dressed up like a cupcake, erotic like toast

 
hehe you so funny asian man!
 
Posted by dressed up like a cupcake, erotic like toast on [15 Nov 2006 | Wednesday] - 12:51 AM
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Jan!

 
What you're reading was the punchline, everything else was just the setup.
 
Posted by Jan! on [18 Nov 2006 | Saturday] - 5:07 AM
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