aside from people sucking in general, myself included, there is a new suckfest of shit being handed out to all of the lovely lovelies across the world. i know, nobody really gives a fuck about a soapbox rant, but please, if you do anything important today, watch "zeitgeist-the greatest story ever told", then afterwards, watch "zeitgeist part one exposed, videos 1-8", both on youtube. they are extremely boring and nauseating, but also very, very crucial. it's unreal. this zeitgeist mastermind fucktard goes on and on about unwarranted bullshit, trying to turn confused people into "educated" cultists. he apparently has generated a huge following, and is spreading scary propaganda behind a veil of anti-propaganda to make people feel empowered. now, i am skeptical about a lot of things, and if someone could show me anything true, then i would gladly have my picture taken with them. but if you ( you, as in the creator of zeitfable or whatever the fuck ) want to make a video attempting to butcher all religions, with added attention to christianity, at least cite credible references to ANY of your claims. just one. all i want is one theologian or archaeologist saying "well, yes, this dickbag was correct when he said bla bla bla". i tried to research a few of his ideas for hours, and could not find any correlation of his word to anyone else's. not that most internet research is factual, but you would think that some historical reference would match his at some point. finally, i found a video on youtube called "zeitgeist part one exposed", as mentioned earlier. it's hilarious to see a video completely expose a weird scheme. now remember, i am not biased when it comes to what is true and what isn't. i don't care what you believe in, as long as it doesn't involve sacrificing breathing organisms. i'm not trying to spray anyone with latent jesus messages. i don't want to dunk anyone's head underwater or handle snakes. i just don't like people that come up with their own little opinions and call them facts, in order to start some sort of movement (hitler, andrew johnson, kanye west circa 2006-now ). it creates mass stupidity. back to the hilarious video. the video that "exposes" this zeitgeist shit is funny because it destroys almost every argument that was given. it is backed up by religious and atheist scholars, astronomers, tons of ph.d's, and common sense. it gets destroyed, fucked, and thrown off a cliff. the sad part is, on march 15th 2009, there is supposed to be something called "z-day", which i assume is a holiday of some kind that glorifies zeitgeist. ooh, i've got a conspiracy theory! "z-day" sounds an awful lot like "d-day"! the day when people fought and died. wow, that's neat. i love death and bayonet injuries. so, the moral of the story is, watch these two movies in the order i told you while shoving cheeto's down your face. but according to unknown and mysterious voices in my head, cheeto's were created in a satanic warehouse on N. tryon st., right next to a church, which proves that god is not real. seriously. watch that shit.