It has come to my attention that perhaps some of you are not equipped to deal with the hardships of being wicked. That is a shame I hope to rectify with a short test, I know what you're thinking. But this test will help determine your wickedness. Do you really want to find yourself falling short in the wicked department? I thought not. So many young witches are not living up to their full potential. Don't be one of them!
- Have you ever found yourself looking in the mirror and compared yourself to a TV personality who cooks an entire seven course meal in 30 minutes or less?
- Does the produce manager at your local supermarket hide the vegetables the minute you walk through the door?
- Do mythical creatures offer you advice on your love life, whether you want them to or not?
- Do you ever have the urge to cause Apocalyptic damage while shopping at your local Department Store?
- Have you ever stalked a potential boyfriend then caused boils, uncontrollable acne, feminine itch or irritable bowel syndrome to afflict whatever woman happens to have the misfortune to talk to him?
- Do you look at the jars of Eye of Newt that sit on your selves and say to yourself, I got to eat me some of that, then wonder why you spend half your day on the toilet?
- Have you ever used Tequila and turnip greens in a spell because you were too lazy to look up the real ingredients?
- Do you consider using the microwave as a lethal weapon when dealing with fairy infestations a reasonable course of action?
- Are you afraid to watch regular cable programming because your family uses the transmission signals to communicate because it's cheaper than long distance phone service?
- Has true love ever left you with a funny feeling between your legs and butterflies in your stomach?
If you answer yes to 3 or more of these questions you need serious help that only a good book can solve. If you answered yes to questions 3, 7, 8, and 9, the men in white coats are on the way as we speak. If you answered yes to question 4, and your name is Jenna Leigh, and there is no help for you at all.
But luckily the answer to all your problems can be solved by one solution you need a little wicked in your life and thanks to J. Morgan and Dark Eden Press you can now have it.
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