Hello fans of J. Morgan,
Allow me to introduce myself. Even though, some people would like you to think that W. J. Scarborough, sometimes known as J. Morgan is the author of Mis-Staked, the new romantic comedy coming soon from Mardi Gras Publishing, that would be a lie!
Yes, I said lie! The powers that be don't want you to know that the novel in question was written by a person of non-human descent. In other words a CHIMPANZEE. That's right a monkey wrote perhaps the funniest book you'll ever read. If you're looking for modesty, try a baboon. You're dealing with the top of the primate food chain here. And what is the name of this enigmatic author extraordinaire?
You may call me by the name my master saw fit to curse me with, Stud Lee Monkey. I know. I'm having it legally changed as soon as I can. Till then I'm stuck with it. In spite of the name and what W. J. Scarborough would like you to think, I am the one who penned the masterpiece of modern fiction Mardi Gras is about to unleash upon the world. Remember that! It's all me, Baby!
But I digress. Just what is Mis-Staked, you may be asking yourself. Even if you aren't, I'm gonna tell you anyway so you might as well sit back and read. I'd advise not going to the next post. Chimps have ESP. Well, we might, so you better not take any chances, because we do throw poo.
Mis-Staked is a TRUE story, as true as you can expect from a chimp in any case. It is the story of Breathred E. Petrifunck, virgin, vampire slayer, idiot. In that order. This remarkable book chronicles the first adventure of this intrepid hero as he endeavors to save the world and unravel the mysteries of true love in the process. Hey, I had to throw in the romance in there. My editor wanted me to spice things up, which is damn hard with a virgin. Good thing I had a vampire slut to depend on for the skanky parts. Wait a minute! I'm giving away the friggin' milk when I'm trying to get you people to buy the cow.
That's all you're getting out of me for now. If W.J. doesn't bar me from the computer, I'll try to post a snippet or two from the book.
Sincerely,
Stud L. Monkey
THREE DAYS UNTIL THE INSANITY
IS UNLEASHED
AUGUST 4TH
IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET