I first heard this joke about twenty-five years ago. In light of the events of last night I thought I'd drop a line or two about it.
Jesse Jackson was praying one day and G-d answered.
Lord, in my lifetime will there ever be a woman president? No Jesse. In your lifetime there will never be a woman president. Well Lord, in my lifetime will there ever be a black president? Jesse, in My lifetime there will never be a black president.
I formally declare this joke DEAD.