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Tinkles has become the de facto leader of the apes, teaching them to spell and cook simple breakfast foods like toaster waffles and and raw bread. That they haven't grasped how easy it would be to use the toaster to make toast is a comfort to me. Tinkles has taken to wearing my pants and pretending to be me, phoning my relatives and selling them boxes of Florida Oranges in an effort to raise money to help defeat child vampirism. I now fear and distrust tinkles...but he makes lovely waffles.
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