WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PIECE IS A REPEAT
Mike: (English accent) Greetings and salutations. He's not Mike.
Ike: (Southern accent) He ain't Ike. So we are actually gettin' stuff accomplished this week-end.
M: We're just not getting anything finished. So to pretend we're doing something useful, we're reprinting one of our favorite song parodies from a few years back.
I: And this time, we put the original song on our profile player, so you can see just how brilliant we really are.
M: So pop out our player, click on R.E.M. and enjoy our overview of the films of 2006.
I: Hit it, Tommy Dorsey and his Orchestra!
MUSIC: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE)
Here's pain, we start off with Bloodrayne, went insane, and Grandma's Boy –
Made us want to eat our lungs. Saw Hostel ten times, Night Watch and Inside Man
Hoodwinked and Waist Deep. The New World's a big heap, Aquamarine, Tsot-
si, London, Pizza, Dave Chappelle's Block Party and She's the Man,
Phat Girlz, Stick it should have stuck it, House of the Dead 2 can rot, you should watch V for Vendet-
ta and hear every word. Slither was the greatest thing to happen in the spring go
buy the DVD. Lucky Number Slevin amused. Hard Candy
rocked. Shaggy Dog sucked dick! Big dick. Brick, Clean, Cars was keen, The Benchwarmers
wasn't seen and we are glad. Take the Lead, Kinky Boots, The Sisters
RV, and Down in the Valley. One Last Thing, The Promise, the Da
Vinci Code, Mouth to Mouth – Mouth. There's Beowulf & Grendel, Edmund, Hoot, Click, Rank
Room, Little Man was shit
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it and most films sucked.
Loverboy, Nacho Libre, The Lake House could turn straight men gay, MI: III
Dupree, Akeelah and the Bee, Standing Still, Somersault, The Lost City
Hills Have Eyes, Don't Tell, Church Ball, Libertine, Thanks for Smoking was oh so mean, Find Me Guilty
Friends with Money, Clerks II, Jailbait. Miami Vice blew. So true,
What was Barnyard – it's not hard. Jokes were made for retards, Illusionist
The House of Sand, A Scanner Darkly reigns. Ask me to see Beerfest, ask me to see Wicker Man
and I decline.
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it and most films sucked.
The Guardian, Over the Hedge, Shut Up & Sing and Saw III, Borat, Flushed Away,
Off the Bat, Dreamgirls, A Good Year, Harsh Times, Happy Feet and Genius Club
When A Stranger Calls, Big Momma's House 2! The Matador and Nanny McPhee
Firewall, Crap? Crap.
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it.
It's the end of the year as we know it and most films sucked.
(It's time we watched some BSG)