Hey everybody!  My name is Mike TV.  Remember me?  I'm the guy that brought you the songs "I Hate Everyone" and "Fuck You (I Want To)" and "Row, Row, Row Your Boat (Straight To Hell!).  Well, actually, I haven't yet written that last one.  But I'm gonna.  And it's gonna be a doozy.  What's a doozy, you ask?  Well, a doozy is when you combine the words Dude and Floozy.  So, basically it's a transvestite.  And that's what I'm trying to say.  Do you really want to miss out on the very first song that will be openly transgender?  I didn't think so. 

So what the hell am I talking about?  Well, May 16th.  That's what.  We're holding a rock and roll show of such megalithic proportions that well, the only language you can use to talk about it is nonsense.  It's sorta like seeing the edge of the universe.  Your brain just can't comprehend it.  And you start babbling incoherently and tearing at your hair and bleeding from your eyeballs.  Yeah, it's gonna be one of those kinds of shows.  And we actually have, and I swear to all that is holy that I speak the truth, but we actually have people flying in from other parts of the country to come to this show.  In fact, one of the bands is flying from Missoula.  People are actually migrating to our show.  If this was the olden days the wagon trains would have already left.  This is the first show in a long time where people are actually forking over serious buckaroonies to come out and see us shake our money-makers.

And I don't want you to miss it.  I'm telling you 15 days in advance so you can take the time off.  I want you to also take the day preceding the show and the day immediately following the show off.   I want you to spend the day before the show in prayer.  Pray to whatever gods you think will listen but I want you to pray that they keep your brain safe from the mind-altering astralaudiophonics that will be piping out of our amplifiers that evening.  And you're gonna have to pray hard because we've got the full might of the Gods of Rock And Roll on our side that evening.  Yeah, typically it's their poker night, but they owed me a favor.  So, anyhow, mark it on your calendars.  Or better yet, take a look at this video...



Consider yourself warned,

With the trumpeting and marching of many thousands of elephants,

Mike TV