squad,

with much deliberation, we have had to do another venue change. RIP the red warehouse. apparently, there is a good reason bars close at 2 in PA and charge money for alcohol. people really don't know how to fucking act. if you loved that place and you are mad, thank the people that throw paper towels in toilets, that tagged the kitchen/bathroom, that broke the bathroom door, that drank outside, that got bottled, that bottled, that disrespected girls, and that stunk like shit.

it was a beautiful experiment, but people really are savages.

on a positive note, our party is now legal and my job as a teacher is no longer in peril. expect to see us rocking this place for a minute. for those who already know about the ukie, you know this shit is about to go down, and the venue change ain't about nothing. for those who don't- trust me, this is a positive thing.

LET'S GET IT.