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Status: In a Relationship
City: Los Angeles
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/15/2006

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006 

Sarah Silverman will be signing copies of her DVD and CD Soundtrack Jesus Is Magic

June 6th at 7:00 PM

Best Buy
1015 N La Brea Ave
West Hollywood, CA 90046

Currently listening:
Jesus Is Magic
By Sarah Silverman
Release date: 06 June, 2006
Full Metal Cracker

 
Canada needs some of the Sarah!!!
 
Posted by Full Metal Cracker on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 6:51 PM
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anybody else think Sarah looks like Amy Winehouse?
 
Posted by on Thursday, July 03, 2008 - 2:25 PM
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Chris

 
sounds like a personal problem to me - doh!
 
Posted by Chris on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 11:27 PM
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I'm with that guy.
Dallas.
Yes.

 
Posted by on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 12:26 AM
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Chris

 
What about Des Moines, Iowa? I mean that's really where it's at ya' know.
 
Posted by Chris on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 11:28 PM
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b-rent

 

WE love you at the bestbuy in columbus, OH . The store in west holly is the only one out of 758 that looks like ours. No difference you should come. still love you if you dont .

Brent


 
Posted by b-rent on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 7:09 PM
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"better than three twats combined" is what I want signed on my copy
 
Posted by on Saturday, July 29, 2006 - 4:16 PM
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Virginia needs you Sarah!


 
Posted by on Friday, September 08, 2006 - 5:14 PM
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Trementatis

 
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Wiener
 
Posted by Trementatis on Wednesday, January 10, 2007 - 7:39 PM
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Little Ublek

 
Dumb-ass faggot.
 
Posted by Little Ublek on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:55 AM
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Trementatis

 
The smile of dawn

Arrived in early May

She carried a gift from her

home

The night shed a tear

To tell her of fear

And of sorrow and pain

She'll never outgrow



Death is the first dance, eternal



There's no more freedom

The both of you will be

confined to this mind



I was told there's miracle for

each day that I try

I was told there's a new love

that's born for each one that

has died

I was told there'd be no one to

call on when I feel alone and

afraid

I was told if you dream of the

next world

You'll find yourself swimming

in a lake of fire



As a child, I thought I could

live without pain without

sorrow

As a man I've found it's all

caught up with me

I'm asleep yet I'm so afraid



Somewhere like a scene from a

memory

There's a picture worth a

thousand words

Eluding stares from faces

before me

It hides away and will never be

heard of again



Deceit is the second without end



The city's cold blood teaches us

to survive

Just keep my heart in your eyes

and we'll stay alive



The third arrives...



Before the leaves have fallen

Before we lock the doors

There must be the third and

last dance

This one will last forever

Metropolis watches and

thoughtfully smiles

She's taken you to your home



It can only take place

When the struggle between

our children has ended

Now the Miracle and the

Sleeper know that the third

is love



Love is the Dance of Eternity...
 
Posted by Trementatis on Wednesday, January 10, 2007 - 7:41 PM
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Little Ublek

 
What is this? A spam-bot gigolo scam post?
 
Posted by Little Ublek on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:44 AM
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MTS
Mark Sirany

 
what was the point of this poem, crazy?
 
Posted by MTS on Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 12:59 AM
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I guess I'm arriving a little late for the Best Buy signing. Oh well.
 
Posted by on Thursday, January 11, 2007 - 10:25 PM
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Galen

 
Damn Sarah, I can't believe I got arrested for stealing your CD so you could sign it. Thats ok, with a little bit of "Aristocratic" action upstairs in the security room they let me go. Did you know when you steal somthing, and get caught, they don't let you keep the merchindise? How fucked up is that?
 
Posted by Galen on Sunday, January 21, 2007 - 12:44 AM
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tyler
tyler bartlett

 

I would love it if you came to tampa, fl.

it would be the best or anywhere in florida!!!!!


 
Posted by tyler on Thursday, February 22, 2007 - 7:36 PM
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Lörena

 
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS UPDATED SARAH! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND POST A SHOW OR SOME SHIT.  MAKE ME LAUGH MONKEY! 
 
Posted by Lörena on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 8:02 AM
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-E D U A R D O
Eduardo Durán

 
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Posted by -E D U A R D O on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 9:47 PM
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Nikki

 
yea what they said COME TO DALLAS!!!
 
Posted by Nikki on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 2:53 AM
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!an

 
Is there a plan for CD of songs only?
(From the TV show) COOKIE PARTY!

~!an
 
Posted by !an on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - 5:09 AM
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Filthy
filthy Chronic

 
Orlando Rocks for Sarah
 
Posted by Filthy on Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 6:50 PM
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Kari

 
I just wanted to say that I am not a fan of Britney Spears, BUT I couldn't help from comment on the tasteless joke Sara made about her kids. Sara Silverman who allows Jimmy Kimmel to stick his penis in her has the odasity to make fun of Britney Spears just amazes me. I mean really, her voice sounds like she has Jimmy Kimmel stuck on top of her. He looks like a fucking bullfrog, GROSS! The joke is on Sara Silverman not Britney Spears. What would Sara & Jimmy babies look like?
 
Posted by Kari on Friday, September 14, 2007 - 4:24 PM
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Little Ublek

 
How dare you insult Sarah in defence of Britney Spears, who is a robotic, ruling class establishment whore meant to reign in the young masses into an eternal damnation in demonic degenerate slavery, working for the man for peanuts, consuming crap with a smile on their faces, F-O-R-E-V-E-R ! ! ! ! !
 
Posted by Little Ublek on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:42 AM
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Bob

 
"odasity" hmmmm...
 
Posted by Bob on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 - 10:13 PM
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Kari

 
One more thing about your comment on Britneys children being 2 of the cutest little mistakes, at least she has a excuse that at her age you have to make mistakes in order to learn what is the excuse for you fucking Jimmy Kimmel the bullfrog lurch? You can't say you were drunk. You must just be one boring fuck because he would have to take anything he could get & he was able to talk you into having sex with him. Fucking GROSS! Did he give you some kind of date rape drug? Were you hit in the head? What happened? Britney is easy to figure out so its not really funny but you?
 
Posted by Kari on Friday, September 14, 2007 - 6:52 PM
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Little Ublek

 
Two words. K E V I N F E D E R L I N E.. I' like to see your version of Romeo ever finish two sentences never mind getting his own late night talk show on ABC you robotic, degenerate establishment whore, you. I pity your child for having such a shrew for a mom.
 
Posted by Little Ublek on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:47 AM
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TYrant HAdes

 
i dont remember this
 
Posted by ϟҬӋƦǞǸҬʅfƦǾɱʅӇǞdӚϟ on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 2:38 AM
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Duo

 
You're not funny at all.
 
Posted by Duo on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 12:46 AM
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Little Ublek

 
Okay, you Anime avatar-having clone. Hey, did you ever notice that not only are the characters in every single Japanese-style cartoon drawn exactly the same but also that they use less frames per second than even cheap American Saturday morning fare. Way to dig the extremely mediocre, clone-boy. I guess you got tons of friends now, huh? Oh hey, don't forget to download the latest cheat codes for all three of your newer gaming systems you f*cking loser.
 
Posted by Little Ublek on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:54 AM
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Congratulations, I Hate You

 
Sarah needs to come to Grand Rapids MI lol i would give anything to see her do stand up here
 
Posted by Congratulations, I Hate You on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 2:23 AM
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Congratulations, I Hate You

 
Sarah needs to come to Grand Rapids MI lol i would give anything to see her do stand up here
 
Posted by Congratulations, I Hate You on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 2:23 AM
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Chasta
Chasta McCormick

 
I freakin love you Sarah! I live in a little shit town called Montgomery City in Missouri. So I doubt that you will ever be anywhere around my area...but I really do love you and I think that you need to get some more shit on here at least! All I have is The Sarah Silverman Program on my DVR that I have to watch...I need more!
 
Posted by Chasta on Monday, September 14, 2009 - 8:14 PM
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