Well folks, it's almost Christmas and what better gift to give than a so called "13 and a half minute gay joke" that is The Bugs album. Maybe a t-shirt to go with it? It's not so traditional but I assure you it will bring your loved one some Christmas cheer. It will also give you a nice break from that horrendous Holiday complilation CD that your grandma has kept on repeat for 7 hours, all the while being faintly interrupted by  that weird mechanical Santa Clause next to the front door who so thankfully repeats a midi version of "Greensleeves"...non-stop.

Happy Hanukkah. At the risk of contradicting myself, I say "Happy Hanukkah", because in short, I'm asking to be paid. It's a well known fact that the Jews love money. Funny enough, most people love money whether your a stinkin' Jew or a corrupt Christian. Also, is it not true that Christmas is the most exploited Holiday on the planet? Hmmm....

Well anyway, check out the store if you haven't got all your shopping done. You'll get it before what ever Holiday you celebrate.

Happy Holidays,

Dangerous Dave

P.S. I used to know this Jewish guy who was broke all the time.