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Our mission at Hair Theater: Spread Laughter, Cover Heads, Raise Spirits

June, 2008

ANY MOMS OUT THERE NEED A GOOD LAUGH?????

Pat will be performing one of the commercial HAIR THEATER comedy 'hair-pieces' called "Inside the Parenting Salon: A life and Beauty Makeover" on Thursday, July 10 at 7:00 in Dublin, Ohio, at the Abbey Theater.  It's a comedy health and beauty makeover with lots of surprises!  And as with all of Pat's commercial shows, a percentage of the proceeds will be donated to the Hair Theater Wig Fund at the Columbus Foundation, assisting women in financial need purchase wigs/hats necessitated by chemotherapy.  SEE ATTACHED FLYER.  Help us spread the good word! This humor monologue is positively restorative! To view a clip: www.MySpace.com/HairTheater    Click on: Parenting Salon.

ANNUAL FUNDRAISER: LOVE IS IN THE HAIR….COMING IN NOVEMBER!

Mark your calendars for fall fun. Our annual fundraiser will be Nov. 7,8,9, at the Columbus Dance Theatre (Columbus, OH).  It is a hairy-aoke, love-in, sing-along, happening, BALLET!!!!! A production squad of stars is starting work on the show this June.  Donations to the fund at The Columbus Foundation at a variety of levels may be made (patwynnbrown@yahoo.com-- for info). 

PEOPLE WHO ARE GUARANTEED A GREAT HERE DAY!

Some good folks don't wait for the annual fundraiser in November to help the wig fund.  Our needs are increasing and reflect the economy. We have helped over 450 women through every hospital in Columbus, via three fabulous wig shops.  Recent donors include:

The Davis Foundation- Thank you Jackie and Bill!!! [They are wonderful supporters of the fund.]

The "Chippenhair Male Dancers" at the Ohio Court Reporters Conference.  We appreciate Tracy Schiefferle's assist with this.

Angie Staten's special group of girls at Dominion Middle School, who held a hat day to help the fund. Each of the girls' in the group has a loved one who has experienced cancer.

The Hair Theater Cheer Chicks and the Erma Bombeck Humor Conference- The Cheer Chicks were the opening act for Garrison Keillor at the conference and wowed the crowd. Mr. Keillor's review: "You were good (pause, rub chin)…I'm not sure what it was you were doing (another thought filled pause and direct look with hairy eyebrows), but I liked it."  …We'll take it.

HAIR HISTORY LESSON FOR THE DAY (FROM Hair-A-Baloo: The comedy and tragedy on top of your head)

"Rosy and Maria Carita offer beauty treatments to such notables as Brigitte Bardot and Madonna. They are quoted in VANITY FAIR as saying, "There are no ugly women."  The key to loveliness, according to the Caritas, is this: Just tap into each client's individuality, and turn the key."

LETTER TO THE EDITOR/ REAL SIMPLE/ May 2008

"When I was eight, my mother decided to give me a home permanent. My hair was all rolled up when the news came on television that President Kennedy had been assassinated. My mother was so swept up in the coverage that she completely forgot about my hair until my father came home that night and asked, 'Why is Kim in curlers?'." All the hair on my head broke off at the roots except for one hardy patch down the middle--- making me the first person in town with a Mohawk.  ---Kim Wiley, Charlotte, N.C.

QUOTE FOR THE DAY:

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

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