In a strange but welcomed turn of events, former CEO Tommy Camaro has reclaimed his position to head the Chicago, Illinois music corporation Hewhocorrupts. Recently appointed CEO Toney Vast-Binder has welcomed the news and agreed to step down from the company. When asked for comment, Mr. Vast-Binder stated, "I know a good package when I see one."

Hewhocorrupts' stock has taken a significant beating since news announced last Friday indicated Mr. Camaro was bought out by Toney Vast-Binder, Esq., CEO/CFO of a large private investment group with ties to the entities 7,000 Dying Rats and Harpoon. Shares plummeted 25% on the news and have seen a dramatic decrease of 40% over the past four days.

Analysts across the country have unanimously lifted its SELL rating on HWC and changed it to a STRONG BUY. Hewhocorrupts' stock earned 49% in after hours trading on the news, sending its stock above levels prior to the initial takeover, resulting in modest gains for investors in the corporation. "Now that Tommy Camaro is back with Hewhocorrupts, I can again sleep at night" stated a Stearn Bear analyst, shortly before disemboweling an Associated Press reporter in the middle of Busse Woods, located in Elk Grove, IL.