I saw a hummingbird the other day. First one of the season. On the day before, I saw a bumble bee. Again, first one this year. They weren't doing anything funky like that, but who (who's who, anyway?) knows. Hummingbirds and Bumblebees living in sin? Naw, it couldn't happen.

But it was cool, anyway. I only wish I had opted for the stereo camera implants in my eyes, so as I could have pictures for you. But they cost too much; and the side effects were pretty extreme: Every time you blink, a stereoptic picture is stored in your hard-drive (which is also implanted, in your brain-pan).

And when you cry, every picture looks like a water-color; But if you opt for the cheap set, the hardware starts to rust when under water (color). I guess I'll wait for the petabyte brain implant before I decide.

Or, maybe I'll just try to remember everything that I see?