I mean, c'mon.  Did you seriously think or expect us to believe that you seriously thought Gulianni was going to actually be a front runner?

I only have one brain cell and I wasn't believing that.

But I think what you were really trying to do was a form of Chinese water torture - drip, drip, drip until it drives me crazy. 

Well the drip lost. Listening to him hurt my ears and intelligence.

But it's over.

Whew.  Now.  Here is another mathematical equation that is sure to make my head explode.  Republicans fixing Washington!
Who in their right mind is buying that line?

Besides - if I still drank I think Mitt would be the guy I would want to be sipping cocktails with by the fire at some ski resort!  He would probably have the best booze, the best babes walking aroud he have a ton of funny stories and some cool piano music - maybe some black jazz musician he flew in from New Orleans or something.

But President?  

I don't think so.