Haha, I love some of the random and weird messages or people asking me to play with them. While I don't always get to respond or play with everyone, I always try to accommodate those that are creative, persistent, or really sincere in their messaging. Well, this one takes the cake on creativity!!
We had a booth and QuakeCon with Patriot Memory and Antec. This was sent to the PMS webmaster email (since the gentleman did not know who I was), and I hope he does not mind that I post this with his contact info! I want others to add him as well! You just know by reading this, he would keep you laughing for hours and would be fun to play with!! Since he did not know who I was, he sent it like an ad in a newspaper when you look for someone!! Here we go:
Hi, I don't know which one of you girls were responsible for the hell of a Fight Night Round 3 match we had at Quakecon 07 this year, but I'm emailing to find out.
The match was at the Crucial Memory booth (I believe) and the girl I played was extremely good at her craft.
I was the guy who was very tired and wearing the red Staff shirt and also doing work at the FSP Power Supply Booth.
You, late 20s, blonde, used Philly Shell defense, and fruity smelling.
We exchanged knockdowns (with a cheap flash KO in the first 20 seconds), yet there was never any true declared winner. (other then by point totals)
Anyhow, with time permitting (I understand you girls have busy schedules) I work like to request a rematch(s) via Xbox Live as the Quakecon 07 fight was only set for 4 rounds.
My information:
www.myspace.com/psykomantis
Xfire: Psykomantis
XBLGT: psyk0mant1s
On a side note, I've seen you guys at larger LAN parties in the past and everybody I've met from PMS is well represented and polite.
I think it's great you are all exceptionally excellent gamers instead of pretty faces that are not afraid to pick up a controller with no grey matter.
Not to mention you all put up with us geeks and hunker up with the tubbies for photo opportunities.
Keep up the good work and hopefully you can help me find my Fight Night opponent.
Regards and salutations,
Joel
Well, Joel, thank you so much for the email, it was so great! I will DEFINATLY be adding you to play some rounds! I just have a couple of quick notes about your email:
The match was at the Crucial Memory booth (I believe) and the girl I played was extremely good at her craft.
That's PATRIOT MEMORY, Joel! Patriot is one of PMS Clan's lead sponsors, and they have great product! Go and check them out at www.patriotmemory.com! And, thank you for the compliment on my craft, I do try hard! 
We exchanged knockdowns (with a cheap flash KO in the first 20 seconds), yet there was never any true declared winner. (other then by point totals).
Ummmm, point total winner IS a declared winner, ROFL. I won! CHEAP?!? 
Blah, there is no such thing as a cheap KO...you just need to be able to counter them quicker (first 20 seconds, eh?)!! 
You, late 20s, blonde, used Philly Shell defense, and fruity smelling.
After hearing another comment about my smell, I am still wondering why I have not bought stock in Paris Hilton perfume? Do I REALLY smell that good, or are other girls just not using fragrant lotions and perfumes??? Pheeeew-ey! 
On a side note, I've seen you guys at larger LAN parties in the past and everybody I've met from PMS is well represented and polite. I think it's great you are all exceptionally excellent gamers instead of pretty faces that are not afraid to pick up a controller with no grey matter.
Thank you so much for the compliment. Every PMS Clan member tries hard to represent ourselves and women gamers in a positive aspect. Thank you for being insightful to the broader meaning we represent!!