hey this is where im gonna put MY conversations of the day, or week or however long it takes me to get a worthy enuff conversation.
CanadiaGurl: bulemic?
joshwawaslike: kinda
CanadiaGurl: =/
CanadiaGurl: dun do that. it's bad for your esophagus and your tongue will swell up and you wont be able to talk or sing at all.
joshwawaslike: oh
CanadiaGurl: yeah...
CanadiaGurl: i kinda made the tongue part up
CanadiaGurl: but w/e
CanadiaGurl: dont do it
CanadiaGurl: bad breath
joshwawaslike: LOL
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deedee mariee: i was walking and taking money out at the same time cuz i was in seaside and this black girl was acting like she was going to take it and said ''lemme see ya dolla" and i said "lemme see ya welfare check"
joshwawaslike: O_O
joshwawaslike: OMFG
joshwawaslike: HAHAHAHHAA
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bite me blondy: im so bad with copying and pasting
bite me blondy: once i was copying and pasting to someone and accidently copied it to the mperson who said it
bite me blondy: then i started talking about that person to the person lmao
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bite me blondy: qwerty
hahahaimtall: huh
bite me blondy: why does everyone ask me what qwerty is or "huh"
bite me blondy: lol
bite me blondy: its just the random letters on the keyboard
hahahaimtall: LOL
bite me blondy: lol
hahahaimtall: ahahaha
bite me blondy: asdfghjkl
hahahaimtall: sdofgksdmhg
hahahaimtall: LOL
hahahaimtall: cause
bite me blondy: people see asdfghjkl more often
hahahaimtall: it looks like aword
hahahaimtall: O_o
bite me blondy: but qwertyuio is like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
hahahaimtall: whoa
bite me blondy: lmao
bite me blondy: haha
bite me blondy: zxcvbnm
hahahaimtall: u memorize them?
bite me blondy: haha
bite me blondy: no!
bite me blondy: lol
bite me blondy: but look at your keboard
hahahaimtall: hahaha YES U DO
bite me blondy: just left to right
bite me blondy: lol
hahahaimtall: lol i kno
bite me blondy: qwertyuiop line 1
hahahaimtall: i took keyboarding
bite me blondy: asdfghjkl line 2
bite me blondy: zxcvbnm line 3
bite me blondy: OH you YOu memorized them lol
hahahaimtall: shuttup
bite me blondy: 1234567890 line above
bite me blondy: lol
hahahaimtall: LMFAO
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STFU ima rAiNbow: GO LOOK IT THE FUCK UP
EmmaWaySoCool: I JUST DID YOU ASSHOLE
STFU ima rAiNbow: where?
EmmaWaySoCool: IT SAYS 10. 1. 0. YOU ASS.
STFU ima rAiNbow: theyre liars
EmmaWaySoCool: NO.
EmmaWaySoCool: PUT YOUR LETTERS BACK IN CAPS.
STFU ima rAiNbow: AHAHAHAHAHA
EmmaWaySoCool: I LIKE IT THIS WAY BETTER.
STFU ima rAiNbow: WTF
STFU ima rAiNbow: WHO ASKS THAT
STFU ima rAiNbow: AHAHAHAHAHA
EmmaWaySoCool: I DO...
STFU ima rAiNbow: LMFAO
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justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:12:37 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: wats the temp.?
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:12:58 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: there
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:03 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: idk this time
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:13:07 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: o
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:08 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: oh
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:10 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: its -22
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:13 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: i mwan
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:15 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: **mean
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:16 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: just 22
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:19 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: i read it wrong lol
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:13:27 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: lol
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:13:47 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: ..
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:13:58 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: i was bout to say i think your mom might be frozen ,not at walmart
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:14:13 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: LMFAO
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:14:24 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: like a momcicle
justin7nitsuj7<..timestamp> (1:14:43 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: if i spelled that right
STFU ima rAiNbow<..timestamp> (1:14:58 AM).. -->..TIMESTAMP-->: LMFAO AHAHAHHHA
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me: you are my suns shine, you are my suns shine...
tom: DAVE! it's you are my SUNSHINE! not you are my suns shine!!!
me: haha nice try tom but i think i know how the song goes, been singin it since i was a wee one.
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girl: whos OJ simpson?
me: OJ simpson's the black guy that killed his white,...(long pause) I MEAN WIFE!!!
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one tyme i dont think my dad knew i was @home or what not and him and my mom where @home and i guess (make that i know) they were gettin ready to have sexx and i opened the door to their room (i never knock cause its never locked) and my mom ran into the bathroom, and my dad, trying coverr it up said "a mouse! i think it ran under the bed!" and thats when i sed to him, "really, what were you gonna do with it dad? fuck it to death?" lol. it was embarrassing for him lol. but he doesnt caree anymore. :) my dad is mad chill.
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Gina: haha i could see you getting lost in her thighs
me: haha y am i in her thighs?
Gina: haha EXACTLY
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[me and daisy in a fight,..no shes not my gf]
daisy: is your name charcoal? i didn't think so ... so you best be out my grill
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bryan: (talking to ryan)...you know the pentagon
me: you mean pente-gone
ryan: thats so fucked up haha
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fearofbliss256*: lmao i don't like gummie bears all that much and today my friend gave me some candy to try and i bit into it and like screamed and opened my mouth for it to drop out
fearofbliss256: it was a chocolate covered gummie bear
fearofbliss256: and i was expecting a hard candy
fearofbliss256: so i was hella surprised thats why i got scared haha
* screen name altered to protect my anthony lol
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jAbrONiE dood: no shes talking to the help
fearofbliss256: the help lol
jAbrONiE dood: shes a nig gir;
jAbrONiE dood: she can handle it
fearofbliss256: omg
jAbrONiE dood: *big girl
jAbrONiE dood: what
fearofbliss256: LMAO
jAbrONiE dood: omg
fearofbliss256: i thought u were saying nigger
fearofbliss256: lol
jAbrONiE dood: omg i didnt notice that
fearofbliss256: lmao
jAbrONiE dood: lmfao
jAbrONiE dood: kmfital
fearofbliss256: i was like omg its cool to have maids but don't call them that
fearofbliss256: lmao
jAbrONiE dood: lol
jAbrONiE dood: omg
jAbrONiE dood: i am soo sorry
jAbrONiE dood: i didnt mean to say that
fearofbliss256: i don
jAbrONiE dood: lmfao
fearofbliss256: 't care lol
*screen names have been changed to protect myself and my friend anthony
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marco : yeah karla likes old people
karla: yeah they need to be old, big nosed and tall
marco gross, you know when u were born they were like 10
karla: soo?
marco: thats like being molested, theyre like touching you like ooh shes gonna be hott when she grows up
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*erica is jewish and doesnt know much about being a catholic, and today is easter and she decided to join us on our family thing, shes being really annoying, please note i have nothing against jews*
ERICA INTERRUPTING A GOOD CONVERSATION YET AGAIN: wait! i have a question about easter!
Marco: Look it up in the bible
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luis: no i dont remember doing that
marco: you dont remember cause u have bad memory
luis: no i dont
marco: yes u do luis, you have bad memory,...remember that, dont forget!
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syNofhellswinter1*: but i just call it cat
syNofhellswinter1: fucker cant hear anymore anyway.. so doesnt matter what i call it i guess
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE*: lol
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE: awww
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE: it cant?
syNofhellswinter1: na.. my family doesnt believe me
syNofhellswinter1: its funny
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE: lol
syNofhellswinter1: i proved it to them by
syNofhellswinte1r: stomping around it in circles while it was sleeping
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE: and
syNofhellswinter1: then ti woke up
H0LYsheeTiTsDAVE: lol
syNofhellswinter1: and then said "seeeeee"
syNofhellswinter1: then i realized
syNofhellswinter1: stomping makes the floor move
syNofhellswinter1: a LOT
* screen names have been changed to protect us against crazies
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DopeStar 234*: I got hit on by a black chick
DopeStar 234: She told me she liked the way I licked that chocolate because I was eating ice cream.
* screen name has been changed to protect him against crazies
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endlesstears1216: f-u asshloe
HoLYsheeTiTsDAVE: fuck u girl who can't spell
endlesstears1216: fuck u for noticing
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bananabottom7: omg guess what?
HoLYsheeTiTsDAVE: what?
bananabottom7: vodka means cow in spanish!!!
HoLYsheeTiTsDAVE: fucking retard
HoLYsheeTiTsDAVE: not vodka,..VACA!!
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ok so me and tom were talking about the village people and he asked if they died but then looked at the gods who were passed out sleeping and here ya go
tom: the dogs r liek dead
me (i heard theyre dead thinking he was talkling bout the village people): they dont DIE! they get replaced!!!
tom: omg thats so fucked up
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ill add more later too lazy now