heaven leigh49(1:52:13 AM): perttttttttty quiet
YourRandomHero20(1:56:47 AM): sorry
YourRandomHero20(1:56:50 AM): I thought...
YourRandomHero20(1:56:56 AM): I saw a unicorn
heaven leigh49(1:56:58 AM): lol
heaven leigh49(1:57:01 AM): wow okay
YourRandomHero20(2:05:39 AM): I was distracted by the unicorn
YourRandomHero20(2:05:43 AM): it was massive
heaven leigh49(2:05:44 AM): mmhmm
heaven leigh49(2:11:50 AM): is it gone ?
YourRandomHero20(2:13:03 AM): oh yeah
YourRandomHero20(2:13:07 AM): I chased it off
heaven leigh49(2:13:05 AM): well good
YourRandomHero20(2:13:38 AM): No mystical beast is coming up in MY hood...
heaven leigh49(2:13:43 AM): riiiiiiiight
heaven leigh49(2:13:58 AM): you are such a badass
YourRandomHero20(2:14:20 AM): hell yeah
YourRandomHero20(2:14:30 AM): that's what won you over before
YourRandomHero20(2:14:42 AM): I reek of bad-ass-ism
YourRandomHero20(2:15:06 AM): and the cheesiest pick-up lines
heaven leigh49(2:15:31 AM): still keeping that up eh?
YourRandomHero20(2:15:45 AM): NOOOOOO
heaven leigh49(2:15:54 AM): i find that hard to believe
YourRandomHero20(2:16:10 AM): why's that?
heaven leigh49(2:16:13 AM): lol you cant help yourself
heaven leigh49(2:16:23 AM): using corny lines on girls
YourRandomHero20(2:16:40 AM): that's true
YourRandomHero20(2:17:06 AM): I even hit on the 70 yr old lady greeting people at Wal-Mart earlier today
heaven leigh49(2:17:35 AM): wow
heaven leigh49(2:17:42 AM): did you take her home and fuck her?
YourRandomHero20(2:17:58 AM): no...
YourRandomHero20(2:18:20 AM): she had 3 hrs left on her shift and I had to get going for the gig
YourRandomHero20(2:19:03 AM): but there was a short make-out session behind the subway dumpster while she was on lunch
YourRandomHero20(2:19:40 AM): I finished with her, made myself a meetball sub, and was on my way
heaven leigh49(2:20:31 AM): nice
heaven leigh49(2:23:44 AM): soooooo
heaven leigh49(2:23:45 AM): how was she
YourRandomHero20(2:24:28 AM): you'd be suprised how much easier french kissing someone is without teeth...
YourRandomHero20(2:24:40 AM): pop the dentures out and you are GOOD!
YourRandomHero20(2:26:07 AM): And I accidently kept leaning up against the joystick on her powerchair, so whenever I was getting TOO into it, her chair would jump back 5 inches or so
heaven leigh49(2:26:16 AM): sexy
YourRandomHero20(2:28:22 AM): after we were finished, she kept calling me Billy and wanted to write me a check for $12 because "It was my birthday."
heaven leigh49(2:28:39 AM): now you are just getting carried away
heaven leigh49(2:28:43 AM): before it was believable
heaven leigh49(2:28:44 AM): a check?
heaven leigh49(2:28:46 AM): pshhhhhhh
heaven leigh49(2:28:49 AM): who would believe that
YourRandomHero20(2:29:05 AM): I know...
YourRandomHero20(2:29:09 AM): I got greedy