"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"


written by, Scicilly Keyes, jeramy Jouster, Brain Katanga, Sam Brown and Fluff Fenwick.


Fluella was strolling down by the brook when she came across Samson and Bertram locked in a passionate embrace. They clung to each other like lovers, yet they were brothers, how could this be?

Fluella's eyes worked their way down over the two grappling bodies until her gaze rested upon the shapes of the men's rapidly lengthening sex wands engorging inside their already bulging man thongs. She felt her silken g-string starting to slide between the lips of her slippery, drenched love-sucker.-like an eFLANGElical goddess drenched in a golden river, as if sent by the nymph angels.

They embrace once more... she slipped her fingers between her swollen love-lips and gave out a sigh as she began stroking her lady-penis. Small moans escaped her moist mouth. Great Raven's ghost! Bertram looked up in a shock! A dark look flashed across his rugged face. He then smiled cruelly and released his pork sword, it sprang to attention eagerly towards Samson.

"Fucking hell!" screamed Fluella, "I've got a right wide-on! Otters pocket bonanza!"
She hoiked up her food stained skirt ever higher and opened her nasty clam suitcase with her flipper-like hands and roared in frustration. She charged towards Bertram, crazy eyes rolling, frothing at the mouth and impaled herself on his wonderful rod.
"Minge first, in we go!"

Samson roughly grabbed Fluella's greasy bangs and pulled her head down towards his love tool. She began to gag and his thrusting grew more intense. Bertram began ramming into her snatch harder and faster. She became slicker and wider as the moon glanced across her lady lumps, she whimpered...
"The arse, the arse....bury that throbbing hot tool of yours between my pert, ripe buttocks." Bertram pulled his rod out from her dripping madge bishop and greased up his rod with her juices. Cheeks spread in front of him, he rammed in to the hilt, pulling her closer she screamed "I love your dirty jap's eye!"

"Pussy, pussy, pussy!" Yelled Bertram.
Samson - hearing his brother's war cry - reared his head and galloped across to help his brother in his time of need. He wanked as he ran to save time, pulling back his macca, waggling foreskin again and again.
"No softies allowed!" He yowled. There was no way the Samsonator was going to be all dingly dangly when there was some serious sexy-wexy on the go!

-As the fisting commenced, a light shone from afar-bathing the incestuous orgy in a wave of quivering gravy. Bertram yelled "right there, right there" Echoed by Samspon's cry of "Right now, right now!"
Fluella yelled "not the eyes, not the eyes!"
-Yet it was too late. Bertram and Samson dreched the wench-bike Fluella in their pearl jam.
Yet the light shone, as Fluella virginally yelled
"I'm blind, you pirating cunts!"
Her food stained dress encrusted with jam.

Fluella staggered to her feet at the brothers lay panting, drenched in sweat and their combined poodle porridge. They high fived each other and Fluella let out a dirty laugh.
The light had got closer and behind it stood madam Paloffall.
"Well well, I see you boys have found yourself a young tarty wench...."
Bertram nodded and Samson giggled.
Fluella glanced up at the madam and was acutely aware of her recenltly penetrated orifices aquiver with excitement.
"ohh" she thought "whatever could happen next?"

----------Intermission-----------



(At this time, we cut for a small break for you hot lovers to have a cold shower)



---------Resumation-------------

Fluella was not to be disapointed as who should be taking a midnight stroll through Farmer Bendycock's fields that night. It was was none other than champion tit-honker and renowned self pleasurer Mr.Pisso.

He leaped through the hedge and strapped on his man-size baby-romper. Samson moaned in pleasure and promptly shat his mankini. "Cowabunga!" sceamed Mr.Pisso and wasted no time in battering the buns on Sampsons mangina. He smiled gleefully as he thankfully gobbled down Samsons recycled din dins. "Such a kind and thoughtful present deserves a kiss!" brayed the shit faced wank champ. "You got me crazy in love you biblically named bastard!".

Sampson, paralysed in ectasy, could do nothing but lay prone in the grass, sporting a massive leaning tower of penis. He watched breathlessly as Mr.Pisso positioned himself, legs astride him and removed the velcro butt section of his romper suit. He spread his love cheeks and lowered himself lovingly onto the waiting prong.
"Fuck the kiss! Let's get straight to the wedding, I'm gonna put a ring on your finger!" Pisso declared. As he began to pump the chump beneath him, Sampsons eyes rolled back and the mighty stallion slid into unconciousness, the last thing he saw was a teddy-bear motif bouncing up and down somewhere above him. The lion sleeps tonight.


To be continued.......

Update:


Part 2

Fluella wandered absently through the corn field, jizz gluing her stumpy ginger eyelashes together. Squinting deformedly up at the sun she muttered *bloody siblings, why do they always finish each other off and not me?*
She remembered watching the snooker earlier and drifted off into an erotic coma remembering how steven Hendry had pushed the brown into the cushion with his masterous cue, how she wished he pot her pink and brown!
*wooof* she shrieked excitedly, I wish Brian Katanga were here with his macca cue! _Again she drifted off, to the night of her sixteenth birthday.....
Fluella, believe it or not was, to begin with, a personable girl from a well to do family. She loved to skip and play like other little girls. One night she was minding her own business, busting some moves on Parappa the Rapper on Playstation 1.
When in walked Brian Katanga-Crikey he was a strapping chap! Tall, dark and handsome he took the breath right out of her quivering body.
*Fluella, yeah?* he grunted
*yes?* she whispered, shocked at how aroused she found herself.
*Even though you're a ginger I really wanna screw you ho* he muttered.
*Oh Brian, please, please take me, make me womnan!* She moaned.
He strode manfully over to her bedside and hungrily grabbed for her blossoming breasts.
*Oh Brian*
she moaned and reached for his throbbing member.
*suck it you virgin whore* shouted Brian in his state of extreme arousal.
*Suck it and call me Daddy you slag!*


Private Benjamin..

Dave (from the flying circus with big stretched ears) was sa
t idly in the library clutching his burdgeoning erection whilst flicking through the pages of just 17, the article refrenced facial washes, for some reason this really gave him a lob on.
*Hey dude* hollered Samson, *what you doin?* fancy hanging with me and Bertram?
*Ok* said dave (flying circus from with big ears stretched)
He stood up, still clutching his massive wanger.
*Fuck you! Sampson!* screamed davey Davey big ears from flying circus.
*No. Fuck you!* roared Sampson. The two men bezzed towards each other and flew through the air with their massive wing arms. They collided and began to wrestle. Dave with the big ears from flying circus got the first couple of body shots in, whipping Sampson's eyes with his wicked long bum hair. But Sampson was ready and flipped it round and fucked him up. He tweaked his nob nob and speared Cool Dave biggy big ears from Flying circus through his big circle ear, twatting him roughly over and over again with his crazy backwards legs.
*eat this you massive eared bastard!* he warbled as he began to swing davey big ears from flying circus' whole body round and round and round by the ear on his penis like a hula hooping sex fraggle.
*bollocks dude* said dave. *you are ace at this.*
*I know you fucking slag, I know*
Sampson then thrust his hips furiously and thrrew Dave with the macca ears from flying circus down to the ground.
*I'm gonna fuck you like the bitch that you are* screamed sampson
He then grabbed dave from the flying circus with the big crazy ears by his pork sword and leany down, biting onto his ball sack, dave with big stretchy roundy ears from flying circus squealed like a bitch and his cock inverted, just as sampson had predicted. Sampson grabbed his chance and rammed in his massive donger. *Go on you whore, take my massive man schlong, feel what a real man feels like you slut bitch*