Well, the Anderson/Van Pelt election anyway.

Did you see the documentary "You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown"? It follows the massive voter fraud in the Presidential election at Charlie Brown's school. At one point, candidate Linus Van Pelt is seen getting booed off the stage while giving a campaign speech because he talks about something everybody knows to be false. You know, like WMD in Iraq, but in this case it is the Great Pumpkin.

Still, Linus ends up winning the election with the help of his evil henchman, one Charlie Brown. Brown acts as enforcer at the ballot box, reading off each persons ballot immediately after the ballot is placed in the "secret ballot" box, pretty much ensuring that those casting votes will do so in favor of Brown's friend lest they face retributions.



In the above photo, you see Charlie Brown retrieving the just-cast ballot by opposition candidate Russell Anderson and declaring it a vote for Linus Van Pelt. And all captured on film. Shame on you, Good Old Peanuts!

This is how elections are stolen. And right here in the good old U.S. of A, too. Stop election fraud now!