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Rhiannon Reeder


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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 32
Sign: Libra

State: Washington
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/17/2004

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 

 

1. Bad guys wear brown or grayish uniform looking clothing. Often they are accessorized with metal studs and chain mail. They can easily be told apart from the villagers in rags, who are always good at heart.

2. If, during combat, you have the opportunity to jump and flip several times in the air, take it.

3. If you die as a major character, you probably aren't dead.

4. The gods can be defeated, almost effortlessly.

5. Kings tend to be good, advisers to kings tend to be bad.

6. If you fall in love with a man, someone will kill him.

7. If you cut off the flow of blood to someone's brain using presser points, you will always receive information you need from them.

8. The underworld is accessible by swimming to the bottom of a lake.

9. The easiest way to distract your enemy is to dress up in a costume, preferably one with a veil and dance sexy.

10. Your horse will never die.

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Born Again Heretic

 

Pfft, I hardly ever wear brown or gray. Chain mail on the other hand...

But good point. Next time I run into Xena I'm totally going to pull a Barbaro on her horse.


 
Posted by Born Again Heretic on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 12:02 AM
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Rhiannon
Rhiannon Reeder

 

 

I'm resisting the urge to make a joke about horses.


 
Posted by Rhiannon on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 2:38 PM
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Lizzy Pilcher

 

The only thing I learned from Xena is to never watch anything on UPN.  OH SNAP!

 

Puppies are cute. 


 
Posted by Lizzy Pilcher on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 12:05 AM
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Rhiannon
Rhiannon Reeder

 

Poop is not cute.


 
Posted by Rhiannon on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 2:42 PM
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meghan hounshell

 
It can be if you dress it up in googley eyes and a miniature top hat.
 
Posted by meghan hounshell on Monday, April 23, 2007 - 2:43 AM
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Simone
simone Macdonald

 
I am trying #7 today! I want answers
 
Posted by Simone on Sunday, May 06, 2007 - 4:51 PM
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Rhiannon
Rhiannon Reeder

 
The answer is "Most Likely", I checked the magic eight ball.
 
Posted by Rhiannon on Sunday, May 06, 2007 - 5:15 PM
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