So I'm always thinking of a get rich scheme. A new business or service that would be popular and people would actually pay for.

Over a couple of margaritas yesterday at El Salto we came up with something which is not only hilarious, but has the potential to fill a much needed niche in society.

The business is called "Don't Kill The Messenger."

We'd be a singing telegram service that you would hire to go deliver bad news via a singing telegram. We'd be perfect for informing about STD's, Pregnancy, Divorce, Break-Ups, Quitting a Job, and any manner of unpleasant news.

I don't know if we'd wear wacky costumes or not, but I think it'd be AWESOME! Only thing I'm worried about is if someone freaks out and attacks you. Heh. Maybe we'd hire a big bodyguard for the perfomer. lol

Either way, we could probably advertise for clinics and psychologists and stuff and get funding via that way... Have a myspace page, advertise in the City Paper for cheap, maybe a crappy comcast commerical late at night...

It's got potential, right?!?