Although I stated in my last blog that I didn't want to play the part of scrooge this year for this holiday, but I just can't help myself as i really enjoy playing the asshole on valentine's day.  lol.  Therefore, here's a top five worst list just for fun.

5.  Star Wars:  Episode II-Attack of the Clones-George Lucas would tell you this his love story he wrote in the "Star Wars" saga although we all know what it really is.  Just Another ploy to make more money.  Substituting plot and substance, for cheap thrills, special effects and a lot of bad over acting.  However, George don't care as long as he makes money.

4.  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days-Cute title, but I have a better one, "HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS....SIMPLE MAKE HIM WATCH THIS MOVIE."  A would be writer tries to write a column about how to get a guy to dump you in ten days for a woman's magazine, while dating Mathew McConaughy whom making a bet with his buddies to put up with her for the long haul.  lol.  Sounds  stupid, huh?  It does to me.  First of all ladies if you wanna know how to dump a guy in ten days, why not do it the old fashioned way.  Simply walk up to him and say, "Get the fuck out of my life you fucking loser!"  or write him a "Dear John" letter and make up a whole bunch of shit like "it's not you...it's me crap."  There, now you have my two cents over that bullshit.

3.  Just Friends-A fat guy turned playboy music agent returns home to win the heart of a girl that never even gave him the time of day back growing up.  Now he's making a complete ass of himself while competing with a "Mr. Perfect" type of guy that turn out to be a jerk.  However, that's probably a good thing otherwise if he had made this much of an ass of himself in real life in front of her, then he'd never have a chance otherwise.  I loath cliche pieces of shit like this.

2.  One Fine Day-The classic piece of shit if I ever heard one.  A man and woman meet one day while running errands with their kids.  Somehow through it all they fall in love.  Give me a fucking break.  What two people fall in love in a fucking day?  thats preposterious.  What did they see each other and say, "Damn I wanna fuck that man/woman.  I gotta get me some of that ass."  Fuck you America and your damn capitalistic hollywood romance shit.

1.  Gentlemen Prefer Blondes-I know some people say this movie is a classic and it stars two of Hollywood's all time beautiful vixens, Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell.  But why don't you tell that to someone who cares?  Because I sure as hell don't.  Both their characters to me represent the stereo typical shallowness that we Americans face today.  Marilyn only wants to date a guy for his damn money while Jane wants a guy for his looks.  Shock, shock, shock.  If you ask me if i was stranded on an island with these broads and they only had their underwear and bikini suits to wear, I'd kill their asses and leave them out for fucking dead. 

Anyway, happy valentines day you fucking horny ass broke loser guys and you too ladies.  lol.