> >> QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME

> >> Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but
it's only a " penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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> >> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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> >> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> >> come from morons?

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> >> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> >> Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?

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