Don't ever think the blogging community has a monopoly on emo shit. In my experience, that emo shit runs a muck thoughout myspace. I have some proof.

I want to preface this by saying, I have no intensions of becoming a star. I never did. I just like to write. Besides, even if I did, I'm too old and haggard....not to mention I kinda have a problem finding a good mug shot. Like I've said, on many occasions, you only need to look through my pics to see how serious I take this myspace crap.

I also want to say, I am pro-cow! I love my women with some meat on their bones. So don't write to me and bitch me out about how I'm an asshole...at least about the overweight thingy. Trust me, I've banged plenty of fat chicks in my lifetime.

Just so you know what's going on here....Tom also ranks top musicians in each category of the genre of music listed. (look above my pic to see what I'm talking about) I don't know how he ranks them, but it must have something to do with activity on the accounts. So, when I write blogs and get a lot of people coming to my site, and there I am, massager and all-listed among your favorite music artists. Classic-huh. Last year, when I wrote blogs about every day, I got a lot of letters just like the one below.

It's best to start at the bottom and read up, since I'm too lazy to try and change it around. The only thing I did is "x" out her name and the name of her friend.

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Im going to report YOU! consider yousef blocked!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LESBO DRAMA QUEEN MASSAGER
Date: May 9, 2007 8:12 PM


Guess I didn't dumb it down for you enough...here goes.
Dearest Cow tits,
MOO MOO MOOO! MOO MOO MOOOO, MOO! MOOOOOO! MOO MOOO MOO! MOO MOOOOO MOOOOO!
MOO MOO MOO!
MOO!
P.S. MOOOOOOOOOOOO

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxxxxx
Date: May 9, 2007 7:52 PM


Fuck you! I blocked you! Leave m e alone!
My names Betsie! and you are a looser!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LESBO DRAMA QUEEN MASSAGER
Date: May 9, 2007 7:11 PM


LOOK BESSIE!
You are one ignorant COW, so I'll dumb this down for you a bit. If you look just to the right of my massager with blonde hair, it clearly says SONGWRITER! Are you fucking blind? I make no boasts about trying to be a star, in fact, I admit it; I am no artist. The truth is, I am happy I don't have to pretend I need your pathetic support, because honestly, since I'm not a star like Kenney Chesney, I don't have to be nice to stupid-ass twats like you.
By the way, I met Kenny and his girlfriend at that time, about 10 years ago. As you know, he's divorced now, so I'll put a good word in for ya.....just as soon as you lose about 100 pounds and stop showing off your cow tits on line. Of course maybe he'll overlook the fact that your face looks like a bad stretch of over-used gravel, river roads.....you should hold your breath, really.....he'll call.
Doug
P.S. I'm going to pretend I didn't see the "grammer" remark, you stupid cunt. It's probably best for you to go back to the herd and just graze.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxxxDate: May 9, 2007 6:08 PM


Fuck you! you are a joke! No artist would put those crazy pitures on their like you do! You need to get off the music and make room for the artist who are trying to make "it'.! And you spelled grammer wrong to! You ARE A JERK! Kenny chesney is so much better than you! he is a real star! You are a ASSHOLE! Don't WRITE back!
Betsie!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LESBO DRAMA QUEEN MASSAGER
Date: May 9, 2007 5:56 PM


Look......Betsie, they have medication for this shit, and since I don't know you, I'm going to be nice. Consider yourself lucky because I'm tired.
First of all, OUT OF THE BLUE, you asked me to look at YOUR friend. I did. I even told you he was good...believe me, that was a stretch.
Second, I know this is myspace and I do normally overlook sentence structure, punctuation, grammar and spelling, but damn Betsie, try just a little.
And third, I'm assuming, your "tipical" remark had something to do with your avatar. (look it up) All I can tell you is this: If you're going to show off your tits, on your main pic, expect somecomments about them. Shit, I was being nice.
**NOTE** No response is needed.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxxxxx
Date: May 9, 2007 5:27 PM


Tipical!Iam trying to help Mark and al l you do is look at my breasts. I dont even know you and your not on the radio. so who cares what you thinks!
Betsie!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LESBO DRAMA QUEEN MASSAGER
Date: May 9, 2007 5:16 PM


You're right, he's good. OBTW, you might try spelling his name correctly since he's on your top friends.
P.S. nice cleavage

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxxxxxx Date: May 9, 2007 5:05 PM


Lisen , I saw you on the top artist. W ould you check out my friend xxxx xxxxxxx. Hes good? and is on my top freinds!
Betsie.