So, I bet you're all either thrilled that I haven't written anything or wondering why I haven't written anything in a couple of days. (Two days? Oh dear goodness!)

Well, here's the thing - the Daily Planet is having a parking lot sale next weekend and I've decided to make some scarves to sell.

So while I was at the HoLo gettin' novelty yarns to scarf with, I bought this thing called the Knitwit on the ultra-cheap.

Now, the Knitwit promises quick afghans and scarves and stuff "with no knitting or crocheting!" and allegedly can make these adorable little rosettes that just pop off and can connect and all this shit.



And you can either use them to embellish your crafts or link them together to make stuff.

Anyway. I made scarf No. 8 of the week(!!!!) and I've spent all evening trying to figure out this fucking knitwit thing and I'm ready to just shove it somewhere unsavory.

Blah. This reminds me of the time I bought a $20 beading kit at wal-mart, made the ugliest necklace in the world and never beaded again.

I also bought a pompom maker. Those are fun but what in the hell do I do with little bitty pompoms?

Oh, and in other news, I've been watching Newhart reruns and boy, howdy, do I ever love this show.