May 1st is a much celebrated day.  First off, and let me say right away that the BHWC disaprove of this, it is May Day.  So the Labor Movement wants to celebrate it's victories, huh?  Go back to Russia.  If there's two things the BHWC love, it's the Free Market and crushing Unions. 

Which brings us to happier news.  Today (May 1st) is also Loyalty Day.  And, remarkably enough, today (May 1st) is also Law Day.  The BHWC love nothing more than obeying laws and displaying loyalty to the State, so this is a pretty big day for us.   Now, if this were only Law Day, we'd probably go around trying to find some pro-Legalization kids and beat the crap out of them.   Peaceful people make great soft targets.  Or, if this were just Loyalty Day, we'd drive our SUVs in the mall parking lot all day.  But since it's both, we're in a bit of a conundrum.

How can we, in one day/event, celebrate both our unending Loyalty to the State and our unwavering adherence to the letter of the Law?  Our answer is the same as most pseudo-cult's answers: start a militia.

A well-armed militia located in the heart of Brooklyn is perfect.  If we see anything suspicious going on, we can investigate it and keep our country safe.  And, in the event of a Hurricane Katrina scale event, we can keep and maintain the rule of law.  In this day and age, a roaming band of mercenaries doling out vigilante justice is about as American as you can get.  And since Alberto Gonzales, who apparently barely knows where he is half the time, doesn't think that the Constitution provides the explict right of Habeus Corpus, enforcing the law just got that much easier.  And the easier it is to enforce the law, the more laws we'll have time to enforce.  With more people locked up, America will be safer, and if that isn't loyalty, then I don't know what is.

john
barehandwolfchokers