This is a reprint of the week's past Things I Hate bulletin for all of those who missed one or all of them.

Dec 27, 2005 12:02 PM :
When you wake up at 11:30 and you dont know if you should have breakfast or lunch.

This has been Things I Hate with Adam the Impaler

Dec 28, 2005 11:18 PM
When people answer my Things I Hate bulletin with stupid remarks such thats what they call brunch. I dont know if anyone has gone to brunch, buts its really only on sunday and its usually buffet. Now if i woke up on sunday at 1130 and had access to a buffet i would have defenitly gone with brunch. But seeing as it was tuesday and i had to decide wither i went out and made a sandwhich or if i had a bowl of ceral. now telling me its called brunch didnt help with the situation. for the record i made a sandwhich with an egg in it.

When i have to justify something i hate.

This Things I Hate has been brought to you by the wonderful peopl at Adam the Impaler, may all your impaling be merry.

Dec 29, 2005 2:22 AM:
When you get pulled over for going 39 in a 35 adn the cop has the balls to tell you that.

ok so for everyone that knows cederville. i was going home at 130 from my friends house in manomet. And i come down to cederville adn what not. im going like 40 when i see a cop sitting on the side of the road right before shaws. his light flash and i slow down and then realize he is pulling me over. so he comes up to the window and takes my shit and then he asks me, "so do you know why i pulled you over." and i was like no i actually dont. "well you were speeding do you what the speed limit is?" yes its like 35 i believe. "thats correct and i clocked you at 40, then 39 then 38 then 39 again and you finally slowed down when you saw my lights"(he actually said that to me, honest) so he goes and ends up wirting me a warning, whichis good cus i would have been bullshit. i mean come on it 35 becasue of cvs adn shaws and peopl like to cross the street and such but it fucking 130 in the morning and i am goin 5 over the speed limit and he fucking pulls me over. i mean wtf seriiously. i guess thats its for the rant if you want to hear the longer better and more exciting version cathc me live sometime.

This as been brought to you by Adam the Impaler, who finally found out where his tax dollars goes.

Dec 29, 2005 8:45 PM:
When you wake up in the middle of the night and you are thirsty, you go to the frig and you look inside and you take the pitcher and you bring it to your mouth and you get a nice cold refreshing mouthful of clam chowder because you mom doesnt like to put the clam chowder in bowl like normal peope or label pitchers of clam chowder.

This has been an approved message from Adam the Impaler.

Dec 29, 2005 10:14 PM:
When somone message you on myspace with "hey ure fucking hott and my name is kathy and my screenname is mystichottie6919" and so you im them because you want to make a new friend, but they whore friends like its their job so they don't even remember they sent you something. Here is the AIM Convo. Feel free to im her and tell her to stop whoring myspace.


Arkham Doctor (9:53:50 PM): i know
mystichottie6919 returned at 9:54:12 PM.
mystichottie6919 (9:54:20 PM): who is this
mystichottie6919 (9:54:21 PM): ?
Arkham Doctor (9:54:31 PM): oh sorry this is adam the impaler
mystichottie6919 (9:54:39 PM): send me ure url
mystichottie6919 (9:55:42 PM): ya thee
Arkham Doctor (9:55:54 PM): yuo sent me the same message like 3 times
mystichottie6919 (9:56:01 PM): i did?
mystichottie6919 (9:56:05 PM): send me ure url
Arkham Doctor (9:56:13 PM): yeah
mystichottie6919 (9:56:58 PM): kan u send me ure url
Arkham Doctor (9:57:08 PM): no thanx
Arkham Doctor (9:57:15 PM): i understand everything now
mystichottie6919 (9:57:26 PM): see i just browse users and i appoligize if i sent u the wrong message
Arkham Doctor (9:57:49 PM): no its ok i understand you are new to myspace and is whoring friends its cool, so cool
mystichottie6919 (9:58:32 PM): wat do u mean
mystichottie6919 (9:58:41 PM): when i get bored i look threw users
Arkham Doctor (9:58:59 PM): im sure you do
mystichottie6919 (9:59:27 PM): no i really do and no im not new to myspace i just got my computer and im grounded so i have nothing else to do
mystichottie6919 (10:00:47 PM): umm ok
Arkham Doctor (10:00:52 PM): yeha you know it really makes me sickk when you see all these myspacers who have like 3000 "friends" who just went around whoring people's sites looking for anyone who is stupid enough to add you becasue you called them a hottie
mystichottie6919 (10:01:33 PM): see go fuck ureself im not like that but if thats wat u belive fine with me i aint gonna fight with a myspace kid
Arkham Doctor (10:02:30 PM): hey you cant even remember someone you just sent a message to like 30 minutes ago so either you really just messed up or you ve been whoring many myspacers tonight
mystichottie6919 (10:03:24 PM): no actually im on percs cas of my surgery yesterday and when i was little i had brain surgery so i dunt memba a lot of shit so... BITE ME
Arkham Doctor (10:04:10 PM): congrad you have official made my Thing I Hate column
mystichottie6919 (10:04:43 PM): nice can i b at the top
Arkham Doctor (10:04:53 PM): stupid ass attention-whores who message anyone for friends and completely ruin myspace
Arkham Doctor (10:05:02 PM): good day
mystichottie6919 (10:05:32 PM): y u so immature
mystichottie6919 (10:05:52 PM): for ure info i only have a myspace caz i share it with my gf
mystichottie6919 (10:05:58 PM): so suck my dildo
Arkham Doctor (10:06:11 PM): well atleast i know all 85 peopl on my friend list personally

This has been a special connection wiht myspacers issue. Brought to you by Adam the Imapler.

Dec 31, 2005 12:27 PM:
When you are suspose to get more hours because you are on college break but hen they fuck you and only give you two days.