For this volume we will be adding new comments for greater appeal, but also to help you out. Along wiht everything I hate will now be adding Why it is funny. Enjoy

Jan 2, 2006 1:11 PM
When you should be having a show this week but you can't even get together fo practice.
(This is ironic.)
Jan 5, 2006 12:31 PM
When someone says you can't use their mouthwash. What are you afraid of germs, its suspose to kill germs, thousands of peopl should be able to use and not pass a single germ.

This has been a product of Adam the Impaler's mainframe.
(See this one is funny because mouthwash kills 99.9f germs. What kinda of germs are you afriad the 1àI would be too I mean think about it. if mouthwash couldn't destroy it then they must be one mean mother fucker.)

Jan 5, 2006 12:54 PM
When all my art stuff has SYKES Rm 18.

This Things I Hate is brought to you by the good people at Adam The Impaler.
(This is funny because I stole all my supplies from my art teacher.)

Jan 6, 2006 12:45 PM
When you go into boston to do three things, and you don't accomplish any of them.
(Agian, ironic)

Jan 7, 2006 4:41 AM
The movie Hostel, very big let down.

This Things I Hate is brought to you by Lions Gate, "Where making semi-alright movies is our job"
(This isn't funny)

Jan 7, 2006 11:51 PM
When you think you are working sunday and looking fowrd to the money you will get adn then you realize you arent working sunday, thats its actually next week you are thinking of and the next time you work is tuesday.

This has been brought to you by the seasonal congressman of parking lot 5.
(Ironic also, you'll see that when i am in a bad mood its becasue someone is doing something that is usually the oppsite of what they should be doing. In this case, its me who screwed up)

Jan 8, 2006 10:04 AM
Whne you are told by work if you seel 20 Easter Seals tonight you win 2 5 dollar scratchtickets, so all night you feel like a tool asking people if they would like to donate money, and you you look foward to getting scratchtickets and then make the 20 easter seals, and then they don't even have scratchtickets to give you. Those bastards.

These is presented to you by the fine people at Friendly's, where prizes are IOUs.
(Idk if this funny but i am sure you can all relate.)

Thank you all for reading Adam the Impaler Volume 2. Now piss off.